Tag Archive: Woke Gobbledegook

Why Are French Councils Spending Thousands Training Psychics to Ask Nearby Animals and Plants Their Opinions About Local Planning Issues?

French councils are spunking taxpayer money on psychic workshops to consult trees and mushrooms in an attempt to involve non-humans in local planning decisions, reveals Steven Tucker.

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Why Do So Many People Believe Brigitte Macron is a Man?

Why do so many people believe Brigitte Macron is a man? Could it have anything to do with the extreme lunacy now being imposed on society, asks Steven Tucker, forcing even doctors to bow the knee at the trans altar?

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“I’ve Had It”: JP Morgan Boss Rails Against Gen Z in Expletive-Laden Outburst

The boss of JP Morgan, Jamie Dimon, has railed against Gen Z employees who work from home and "bulls**t" bureaucracy at the bank in a leaked recording, saying "I don’t care how many people sign that f***ing petition".

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Academia Fights Back in the War on DEI

As major corporations see the light over DEI and Trump flushes it out of the US Government, true to form, academia is manning the woke barricades in its determination to fight back, says Dr Roger Watson.

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Queer Cambridge

"King's was not queer, completely, and Cambridge elsewhere was certainly not as queer as King's." Prof James Alexander reviews Simon Goldhill's Queer Cambridge: An Alternative History.

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Failed Asylum Seeker Allowed to Stay in UK on Ninth Attempt – Because She Joined Terror Group

A Nigerian woman who tried and failed eight times to secure asylum in Britain was finally granted the right to stay after joining a terrorist organisation just to boost her claim.

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Don’t Blame Gen Z

Joanna Gray says the Gen Zer she was mentoring had an epiphany: "It’s not us who suck; it’s you Gen Xers. No wonder you lot went along with all that trans BS, you'd all lost your bottle." Terrifyingly, he was right.

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Any Electrician Knows that Lego Bricks are Genderless, Not ‘Heteronormative’

Any electrician knows that Lego bricks are genderless, not 'heteronormative', because each can 'mate' with any other. Perhaps Science Museum staff should study to be electricians and actually make themselves useful.

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New Health Minister Ashley Dalton Said Women’s Toilets Should be Abolished and People Can Identify as Llamas

Keir Starmer's new Health Minister Ashley Dalton previously called for an end to women's toilets and backed people identifying as llamas.

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Leading Labour Peer Calls Attorney General Richard Hermer an “Arrogant, Progressive Fool” and Demands That He Quit

Leading Labour peer Lord Glasman has said Attorney General Richard Hermer is an "arrogant, progressive fool" and called for him to quit.

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