Tag Archive: Woke Gobbledegook

Woke High School Defends Trans Teacher With Prosthetic Breasts in Name of Creating “Safe and Inclusive Environment”

A woke Canadian high school has defended a teacher who turned up to class wearing huge prosthetic breasts, citing its ‘inclusive’ policy on gender identity and gender expression.

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Calling Bakery Racist for Chasing a Thief Costs University $37m

A university in Ohio is to pay $36.6 million to a local bakery after students and staff falsely accused it of racism because an employee chased and restrained a black student he had seen shoplifting.

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Men are Guilty of Sexually Harassing Women Just by Sitting in the Same Room as Them, Says Police Chief

Men sexually harass women merely by sitting in the same room as them, the police officer in charge of tackling violence against women and girls has said. When will police go back to catching actual criminals?

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Woke Left Wastes No Time Attacking the “Coloniser” Queen in the New York Times, New York Magazine and the Atlantic

Never known for letting a good opportunity go to waste, the woke Left has been busy attacking the Queen, or, rather, the “coloniser-in-chief”, in the New York Times, New York magazine and the Atlantic. Such charmers.

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Listen to the Official Launch Episode of Our New Podcast: the Weekly Sceptic

In the official launch episode of our new podcast, the Weekly Sceptic, we discuss Lee Cain's attachment to lockdowns, whether or not Rings of Power is woke, the suppression of ivermectin and Israel's vaccine data shame.

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Chile Rejects New ‘Woke’ Constitution

By an overwhelming majority, the people of Chile have rejected a new ‘woke’ constitution that would have prioritised tackling climate change and required women to hold at least 50% of jobs in official institutions.

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Police Told to Stop Being ‘Woke’ and Get Back to Basics

A hard-hitting report by Policy Exchange has found the public is rapidly losing confidence in the police, believing them to be more concerned with being ‘woke’ than solving crimes.

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Nature Journal Announces That Research Will be Rejected and Retracted if it “Might Potentially Inadvertently be Racist, Sexist or Homophobic”

The journal Nature Human Behaviour has announced a new editorial policy of rejecting and retracting research which may potentially (even inadvertently) be “racist, sexist, ableist or homophobic".

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NatWest to Pay for Hormone Treatment For Trans Staff

In an effort to be more inclusive, NatWest will pay for trans staff to get privately-funded hormone treatment from next month. Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs has told its London staff they can have free sex-change surgery.

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NHS Blows £1 Million on ‘Woke Groups’

An investigation by the TaxPayers’ Alliance has discovered the NHS is spending over £1 million a year on ’woke’ activities for staff, including “tea and rainbow cake” picnics and a Filipino martial arts performance.

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