Categories for Woke Gobbledegook
Elon Musk Pwns Mark Cuban on DEI
"So when should we expect to see short Asian women in the NBA?": Elon Musk pwned US billionaire Mark Cuban this week when the former freethinker and now pusher of woke orthodoxy claimed that "diversity helps businesses".
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“We Need to Find Ways to Suppress Douglas Murray and Joe Rogan”: Inside a Counter-Terrorism Course for U.K. Civil Servants
"We need to find ways to suppress Douglas Murray and Joe Rogan": former civil servant Anna Stanley exposes the truth about what UK civil servants are taught in counter-terrorism courses.
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Acceleration Anxiety
Dr James Alexander, a politics professor, has diagnosed the main cause of our current malaise: acceleration anxiety. No longer relating to eternal things, we are anxious only to reach the future as fast as possible.
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Is E.T. PC? The Scientists Attempting To Contact Woke Aliens
If human beings ever do make contact with extraterrestrial life, what will we say? If some scientists have their way, it seems all Earth will have left to announce is "Hello. Sorry we’re so white".
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Post-Traumatic Slave Disorder: How Soviet Pseudoscience is Being Rebranded to Claim ‘Reparations’ from White People
Have black Americans really inherited 'weak genes' from their enslaved ancestors? That might sound like racist pseudoscience, but, bizarrely, it's a central claim in the current clamour for reparations in the U.S.
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The London Mayor Presents Pyrotechnic Propaganda
London’s 2023 New Year’s Eve firework display had the capital gasping for all the wrong reasons. This was the most extreme pyrotechnic propaganda ever seen in the skies above London.
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Associated Press Complains That Claudine Gay’s Resignation “Highlights” a “New Conservative Weapon Against Colleges: Plagiarism”
The Associated Press worries that Claudine Gay's resignation will lead to plagiarism being weaponised by conservatives against Left-wing academics. Why, is that because they're all plagiarists, asks Eugyppius.
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Why Are So Many British Schoolchildren Going on ‘School Strike’ to Protest Against Israel?
School 'strikes' where children bunk off lessons to join protests for fashionable causes are growing in popularity. The latest cause to be taken up by disturbing numbers is protests against Israel's war in Gaza.
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Teacher Found Guilty of Gross Misconduct and Branded a “Safeguarding Risk” for Sharing Christian Beliefs on Gender and Marriage in Church of England School
A teacher has been found guilty of "unacceptable professional conduct" and branded a "safeguarding risk" for expressing and debating Christian beliefs on gender and marriage in a Church of England school.
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Should We Be Worried That Over a Third of Young People Want to Live Under a Dictatorship?
Over a third of young people want to live under a leader who ignores elections and parliaments, according to a recent poll. What's driving this love of authoritarianism and should we be worried?
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