Categories for Woke Gobbledegook

Fascism for Dummies

A fascist has been elected 47th President of the USA. Or so says the Guardian, which assembled a bunch of Left-wing academics to throw around lazy student insults. It just makes them look dumb, says Prof James Alexander.

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The Insane Amount of Taxpayer Money Poured into Net Zero Projects

The amount of taxpayer money being poured into Net Zero projects is insane, says Charlotte Gill, setting out some of the worst examples. One university project alone costs £77 million.

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No Time to DEI: Woke Firefighting is Going to Get Someone Killed

Remember, remember, this fifth of November, not to celebrate bonfire night in California, where woke diversity targets for fire departments are putting hiring "compassionate" women above men who can do the job.

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Welcome to Sadiq Khan’s London: Where Images of Wedding Cake and Hotdogs Are Banned But Radical Islamic Preachers Burning Dollars Are Welcome

Welcome to Sadiq Khan's London, says Steven Tucker: where images of women in swimwear, wedding cake and hotdogs are banned but radical Islamic preachers burning dollars are welcome.

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Michel Houellebecq’s Halloween Horror Story

This October 31st, put away your M.R. James, Stephen King and H.P. Lovecraft, and settle down to read some of Houellebecq's Halloween Horrors instead. They’re far more frightening – and real, says Steven Tucker.

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The Saga of the Benin Bronzes Takes a Farcical New Turn

The saga of the Benin bronzes takes a farcical new turn this week as a museum is inaugurated, but there are no bronzes to go in it because the heir to the brutal Benin slavers has claimed them all as his private property.

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‘Intersectional Politics of Queer Activism’: Some of the Worst PhDs the Taxpayer is Funding

As the Chancellor sets out her plan to fill the "£22bn black hole" resulting from, er, Labour's eye-popping public sector pay rises, Charlotte Gill sets out the country's worst taxpayer-funded PhDs that no one would miss.

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The Bloody Truth About Benin Slavery Must be Acknowledged, Demand Descendants of Those Enslaved by the African Kingdom

The campaign to save Benin bronzes in the world's museums was unexpectedly boosted in Zurich last week when a descendant of those enslaved by the African kingdom stood up and demanded the bloody truth be acknowledged.

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Racism is When White People Hold “Negative Views” of Other Ethnicities, But Not Vice Versa, Claims Senior Labour Adviser

An advisor to the Labour Government in Wales has written a 'resource' for Welsh museums hoping to become "anti-racist organisations" defining racism as something only white people can be guilty of.

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Women’s Equality Party to Euthanise Itself

The co-founders of the Women's Equality Party, whom Julie Bindel describes as "posh wazzocks", have published a long, rambling article in the Observer explaining why they want to shut it down. Too successful, apparently.

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