Categories for Woke Gobbledegook

Discover Deep England During Fête Season

Deep England still exists and it can and must be visited, says Joanna Gray. The official fête season has begun, where England and the English are best viewed in their modest, decent, summer apparel.

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I Was Too Kind Describing Schools as Institutionalised Childcare. The Reality is Even Worse

Joanna Gray says she was too kind to describe schools as institutionalised childcare. The reality is even worse. Often they're just a holding pen, or even a pre-custody suite.

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The Legal Case Against the AfD Has Collapsed

The legal case against the AfD has collapsed, says Eugyppius. At some point, you have to put the question: if the AfD is so evil and fascist and Hitler, why can’t anybody adduce any evidence of its evil Hitler fascism?

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We Were Too Polite to Stop the Woke Takeover

How did trans and other corrosive woke ideologies take hold? Because we prioritised politeness over honesty, says Mary Gilleece. What began with polite conversation ended with mutilated children and criminalised speech.

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The Tweets Cited by the Judge to ‘Prove’ Lucy Connolly is “Racist” Do Nothing of the Sort

The sentencing judge in Lucy Connolly's case claimed her previous tweets 'proved' she was a racist ne'er-do-well who deserved two and a half years behind bars. Laurie Wastell investigates and finds nothing of the sort.

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Starmer Has No Intention of Cutting Immigration

Starmer put on a decent show of wanting to cut immigration. But we all know he's an open borders fanatic, and his actual actions – tax cuts for Indians, EU youth mobility – belie his true intentions, says Joe Baron.

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UK Welcomes South African Activist Who Chants About Killing White Farmers But Excludes French Philosopher Concerned About Demographic Change

Why is the UK welcoming South African activist Julius Malema, who chants about killing white farmers, but excluding French philosopher Renaud Camus over his concerns about immigration and demographics, asks C.J. Strachan.

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If Lush’s Aim of Employing Left-Wing Activists Isn’t Against the Law it Should Be

High street posh soap retailer Lush, which recently ran a pro-trans campaign, has said it's always been "political". If aiming for a largely Left-wing workforce isn't against the law then it should be, says Steven Tucker.

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Call My Bluff No. 8647

Was former FBI director James Comey calling for President Trump's killing in his weekend Instagram post of the number 8647? Professor James Alexander, an amateur numerologist, has his own theory.

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The National Lottery’s Woke Arts Spending

With grants for "queer research in Nashville", "summoning the ancestors" and "climate responsive theatre", the Arts Council is a font of wokery. And £130m of its funding is from the National Lottery, says Charlotte Gill.

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