Wielding her newfound omniscience, Joanna Gray reveals five game-changing messages that would guarantee victory in the General Election for any party that adopts them, starting with 'Women cannot have penises'.
The lockdown enquiry could learn from medieval punishments, suggests Joanna Gray. Once it's identified the politicians and officials responsible for the most catastrophic decisions, why not put them in the stocks?
Late-night musings over wine lead Joanna Gray to conclude that sometimes, the only way to change the world is to topple the flawed beliefs holding it back.
If politicians want to solve the U.K.'s endemic worklessness they must talk to people in supermarket cafés, for in those humble haunts of the lowly leisured all will be revealed, says Joanna Gray.
Does anyone actually read books anymore? With increasing numbers of children and adults eschewing books, Joanna Gray wonders if we have already entered the Dark Ages.
Are you reading this on the loo? If so, put down your phone RIGHT NOW! Joanna Gray explains why phones in loos are destroying society.
This is how we should respond to clearly crazy policy ideas, says Joanna Gray. Like a streetwise woman in a nightclub who spots a chancer coming and stops him in his tracks, we all just need to say "NO!"
Four years on from lockdown, are we already forgetting? The taped-off playgrounds, the debilitating isolation, the 500,000 reports to the police of lockdown infractions. We must not forget, says Joanna Gray.
No longer can you give a loved one a beautifully displayed array of chocolates from Fortnum & Mason, for the eco-misers have decreed that plastic is out and the sweets must henceforth be hidden beneath boring cardboard.
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