Forget Online Yookay ‘Decline Porn’ – the True Problem is Offline Yookay ‘Progress Porn’
Are you a porn-addict? The BBC thinks you are. In fact, it takes you for being a massive wanker, and it sincerely wants you to stop. Thank Christ, then, for the existence of the Beeb’s resident ‘Disinformation Correspondent’ Marianna Spring, who has just released a censorious investigative report into a new niche online form of electronic erotica called “decline porn”.
What’s that? A novel explicit subgenre of 60-plus ladies showing off their liver-spots and close-up hip-replacement scars whilst tottering unsteadily naked out of the walk-in bath? Only in the sense that it attempts to strip the dying Britannia bare in order thereby to show off the true extent of her growing modern deterioration to all-comers. Marianna Whitehouse is all aflutter about some modish new AI-generated videos doing the rounds across video-sharing sites like TikTok. Pranksters have depicted scenes of urban decay in the ruined multicultural ‘Yookay’ world that Blair built, in which young urban black men do the things young urban black men are popularly said to do – except taken to the absurd nth degree. These videos, Spring alleges, are “fuelling anger and racist backlash” amongst those who have taken them seriously – but are they really?
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Thanks for that last sentence, I knew there had to be a reason for my short-sightedness.
So low quality content from the BBC as usual then??
In the 1980s a German newspaper described Croydon when Britain was under Thatcher’s tenure as a DSS gulag. Visit the town yourself and find out what it is today. The half-empty shopping centre. The supermarket buildings deserted by Sainsburys and Waitrose. The druggies begging aggressively. The department store building that has been empty for years. Approaching Croydon by rail, its skyline looks like Manhattan. There are new towers of apartments. But arrive there and it looks like Manhattan without the money. Walk to Thornton Heath – part of which is known to Croydoners as ‘the Somali Village’ – and you will see mostly ‘ethnic’ shops in a mile of high road. In the 1990s the town centre of Croydon featured four department stores. The three-story Littlewoods had a restaurant on its entire third floor. This used to do a roaring trade on a Saturday. All this has disappeared. Yet for the observant visitor there are architectural signs of a better age. There is a building that was an Edwardian department store. Now divided into retail units, the upper windows still feature stained glass adverts for Edwardian children’s clothing. Then there are the alms houses. Built in the Tudor age, they… Read more »
Various ethnicities may well be disproportionately represented in the “roadmen” cohort – possibly because they are more likely to be unemployed (maybe because they are on average less employable) or because they are more attracted to the “roadman” approach to life. But I’ve seen plenty of white examples.
As Akala puts it in “This is London”:
The place where you don’t fuck with
The Turks or the Asians
Triads, pikeys, even Caucasians
Where them cockney boys will chiv your face you mug
No love, every colour mentality thug
I heard a rumour that Marianna Spring is an AI construct?
It’s the latest AI “improvement” strategy. No need to improve AI: just fill positions of power with people who are stupider than ChatGPT 10 versions ago. AI (relatively) “improves”: result!
Marianna Spring…. every time her name comes up, I think of what the Blue Cat shouts at Zebedee*: “SILENCE! LITTLE SPRINGING FOOL!”
Everyone, no-one let her ever watch the Roots’ classic video to “Never Do…”; because she’s clearly had a sense-of-humour-ectomy. (Or, as the writer notes, The Day Today or Brass Eye).
I think this Decline-Porn is hilarious, and great satire. It’s doing its job, by forcing our Kultural Kommissars to out themselves as humourless, shrieking, hypersensitive flowers. The sad ending is that, thanks to Starmer’s Internet Crackdown (more to come – see the “ban on U16s on social media? That means YOU must identify yourself, in case you’re a child), the Kommissars are winning.
The UK’s name is already mud to anyone who cares about free speech (especially in the US): the Kommissars are reacting by retreating further and further into an imaginary UK in their own mind, and lashing out furiously at anyone who ridicules this pipe-dream.
(*) in that surreal masterpiece, “Dougal and the Blue Cat”)
Excellent article showing up the intellectually challenged Spring for the gormless tw*t that she is. Never forget that Spring falsified her own CV and lied in order to apply for her job. She is a complete stranger to the truth in all her reports, especially anything to do with “the climate crisis” or the death-jabs.
Totalitarians hate satire. It undermines their totalitarian ambitions.