British Intelligence Goes Full Guardian Promoting Untestable Computer-Generated Scares of Eco-System Collapse

Conspiracy nuts have had a field day over the delayed release of work compiled by the British Intelligence Services warning of possible eco-collapse, mass extinctions, food shortages, conflicts and mass migration. In fact, the flimsy 14-page report is little more than a cutting job from the Guardian. Twenty-six mostly usual suspect sources are named, and highlights of the most extreme scenarios are cherry-picked in yet another Net Zero Blob effort to create population panic. Who knows how much taxpayer money was wasted on this compilation – AI could have done the job in under a minute. The obvious reason for the delay in publication was that someone intelligent in the Intelligence Services said something along the lines: ‘We can’t publish this BS, we will look complete idiots.’

The claim is that the original report was blocked at the top of the British government for being too negative. This is obvious nonsense. No claim of eco-system collapse and devastating climate change would ever be considered too extreme by almost the entire British political class, at least if past evidence is anything to go on. It appears that the report was compiled by the Joint Intelligence Committee, which coordinates the work of MI5 and MI6. It only saw the light of day with publication by the Government’s environment department following a Freedom of Information request from the Times newspaper. Green author and activist Rupert Read was suitably affronted by what was seen as a cover up.

The report is strewn with fake scares that have been widely debunked over the years. The surprise is to see some of them still being published by bodies with reputations to lose. It would be interesting hear Rupert Read debate some of these contentious matters, but, alas, along with Caroline Lucas, George Monbiot and Clive Lewis MP, he signed a 2018 letter to the Guardian stating that he would no longer lend his “credibility” by talking to those who question the opinions around human-caused climate change.

It is claimed in the report that the rate of extinction is tens to hundreds of times higher than the average over the past 10 million years, and this is said to “suggest a sixth mass extinction may be underway”. These types of claims require copious computer modelled estimates and assumptions, but they have a problem in connecting with observed reality. In a paper recently published by the Royal Society, it was found that extinction rates for animals and plants have “generally declined in the last 100 years”. Past extinctions are said to “strongly suggest” that climate change is not an important threat to biodiversity. The paper’s conclusions about extinctions are not new, and there is not a scintilla of scientific proof that the planet is in, or facing, a sixth mass extinction of animal and plant life.

All eco systems are said to be degrading around the world and population sizes of monitored vertebrate species are claimed to have fallen by an average of 68%  since 1970. This is an old scare and arises from the bi-annual activist WWF ‘Living Planet’ report. Needless to say, this highly improbable figure has been effectively debunked. In 2020, a group of Canadian biologists examined a previous decline figure of 69% and showed that it was a statistical freak. They revealed that the estimate was driven by 2.4% of wildlife populations, adding, “if these extremely declining populations are excluded, the global trend switches to an increase”. Put simply, population of wildlife species often dramatically wax and wane – it’s called nature.

Collectors of laughable cherry-picking would have been delighted with a ‘case study’ that claimed falling coffee harvests are driving migration from central America to the USA. Not any more they are not, thanks, of course, to President Trump. Disease in 2012-2015 and what is characterised as “highly erratic weather” in 2018 led to particularly bad harvests. It happens, might be the realistic explanation. Although yields have recovered in recent years, production in this part of the world is hampered by primitive farming methods and small holdings. Central America is a world outlier. Elsewhere, coffee growing is booming with global production doubling over the last 30 years. Higher productivity farms in neighbouring Brazil and Columbia can often achieve double the hectare yields recorded in central America.

The report highlights biodiversity loss that it says will cause crop failures and intensify natural disasters and infectious disease outbreaks. If only there was substantial evidence to back all this up. Nowhere in this silly report is it mentioned that crops yields are soaring almost everywhere you look due to the enormous boost recently supplied by hydrocarbon-produced fertiliser. If you want half the world to starve, stop drilling for oil and gas. As is common in activists’ agitprop, there is no mention either of the recent 14% ‘greening’ of the Earth caused by higher levels of carbon dioxide. A good case can be made that natural famine has been eliminated globally for the first time in human history.

A number of desert areas are reducing in size and some marginal areas sustaining a better quality of life. Trees around the world, including those in the Amazon, have been putting on bulk in CO2 party time. The millions, make that billions, of climate refugees on the move exist only in the fevered imaginations of Guardian readers. Meanwhile, natural disasters show no sign of intensifying, while the number of global human fatalities caused by them has dropped 99% over the last 100 years.

The report relies heavily on the computer modelled fantasy world of ‘tipping points’. By 2030 there is said to be a “realistic possibility” that the boreal forests will start to collapse. Of course the actual evidence suggests otherwise. In recent years, boreal forests in the northern hemisphere have become greener and more productive, helped by gentle climate warming and increased CO2 feeding levels. There has even been some measurable northwards expansion. The FOA Global Forest Resources Assessment indicates that boreal forests have shown relatively little net change in total area over recent decades.

This ridiculous scare alone gives us an idea about what is going on here. Humans affect the environment they live in, as do all species, but political extremists are given free rein to magnify to truly absurd levels the dangers of exploitation. Their solution is a neo-Malthusian command-and-control Net Zero takeover that would inevitably cause societal and economic collapse. When people are starving and destitute, biodiversity will be torn to shreds. Cobbling together 14 pages of reheated sandwich board-scares that have been doing the rounds for decades is an absurd waste of time for security professionals with presumably better things to do.

Chris Morrison is the Daily Sceptic’s Environment Editor. Follow him on X.

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John Kitchen
John Kitchen
2 months ago

When they were told to report WMDs they reported WMDs. Now they are told to report eco-disasters.

Hardliner
2 months ago

Can I have a refund please?

Tonka Rigger
2 months ago

Another formerly world-class British institution degraded beyond recognition.

Perhaps the Intelligence Services should concentrate less on peddling pseudoscience and much more on investigating CCP influence within the Labour Party and many other areas of British life.

Chinese Communist “soft power” is an insidious threat which is becoming more and more prevalent. The task of the Intelligence Services used to be largely concerned with frustrating Marxism – now it appears to be promoting it.

DiscoveredJoys
DiscoveredJoys
2 months ago

But a secret doom report is far more attractive to those who favour “a neo-Malthusian command-and-control Net Zero takeover”. It puts them on the “inside”.

Jeff Chambers
Jeff Chambers
2 months ago

This is just another sign of a ruling class in the grip of a profound death-wish. And frankly, I can’t wait for them to get what they want.

mrbu
mrbu
2 months ago
Reply to  Jeff Chambers

Agreed, just so long as they don’t take the rest of us with them.

anbak
anbak
2 months ago

This looks a bit like they’ve just recycled the 2004 Pentagon report of impending ecological doom for the year 2020.
It would be laughable if so many useful idiots didn’t take it seriously.

FerdIII
2 months ago
Reply to  anbak

Never underestimate the stupidity of the Sheeple.
Or the greed, corruption and evil of the Deep State.

Jack the dog
Jack the dog
2 months ago

I thought they were much better value when they concentrated on driving fast cars, shooting people and having sex with improbably named women.

Tonka Rigger
2 months ago
Reply to  Jack the dog

Precisely, imagine the disappointment upon passing out of “00” training only to be told that you have 7 DEI courses to go on now and your Aston Martin has been replaced by a Leapmotor EV…

EppingBlogger
2 months ago

Let’s hope Reform’s manifesto includes defunding this lot. But how to enact it with opposition from the Uniparty dominated HoL, socialist judiciary and quangos.

mike r
mike r
2 months ago

If we’re all doomed, only one feasible response – let’s party and spend the rest of our days in drunken debauchery. The government should at least remove all taxes and duty on alcohol as a starter…

Curio
Curio
2 months ago
Reply to  mike r

With the rapidly declining numbers of pubs by the Starmer’s jihadi government, one will have to go to a Dubai hotel for a drink.

Solentviews
Solentviews
2 months ago

It looks like those DEI hires in MI5 & 6 are starting to make their (bed-wetting) presence felt. Forget evidence, emotion is now all you need.

Well done Uniparty.

Mrs.Croc
Mrs.Croc
2 months ago

Yawn! Will they never give up trying to insult people’s intelligence?

Heretic
Heretic
2 months ago

And well done for that photo of Roger Moore as James Bond, the best version of James Bond, in my view, because he played it with a genuine sense of British humour.

Gezza England
Gezza England
2 months ago
Reply to  Heretic

I still rate ‘On Her Majesty’s Secret Service’ as the best bond film. Quite true to the book it came from. ‘Goldfinger’ would have to be next including the classic exchange ‘Do you expect me to talk?’ ‘No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!’

Tonka Rigger
2 months ago
Reply to  Gezza England

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“Yes Mr Bond, tell me how I will ever recoup the expense of these stupid solar panels! My space laser won’t charge up!”

shred
shred
2 months ago

It’s worrying that this lot are playing at proxy wars with the Russians when they know that M16 is organising and assisting the deep strikes into Russia and the Nationalist Azovs. Especially when a few of their new medium range unstoppable missiles and undersea drones could turn the UK into darkness in 15 minutes. That would be a bit more disastrous that 1.5C warming since the world wars. Not that agent Kneel won’t wreck the economy for them before then.

RW
RW
2 months ago
Reply to  shred

We certainly didn’t have that reheated sandwich board scare for a while! I’ve almost missed it.

If Putin really wants to start a global, nuclear conflagration at his own disadvantage¹ by committing an unprovoked and entirely useless mass murder of civilians in the UK, nobody can stop him and hence, there’s no reason to worry about it. But

  • Putin isn’t an idiot. He wants to win a war and not ruin Russia completely instead. In case he wasn’t planning to win this war, he could just withdraw his troops and lose it much cheaper

and

  • the just 1980s called and wanted their ICBM scare back.

¹ The nice thing about intercontinental ballistic missiles is that no side can afford to use them first because this is effectively an unilateral, nuclear disarmament. After the rockets have been fired, they’re no availalbe anymore for deterring the other guys from firing theirs. Wasting nuclear ammunition on an insignificant target like the UK would thus accomplish nothing beyond severely weakening the ability of Russia to hold the USA in check.

soundofreason
soundofreason
2 months ago
garysb
garysb
2 months ago

Where is Jackson Lamb when you need him?

varmint
2 months ago

On the other hand, the IPCC which are the ones that issue all the climate reports and have done since 1988 have recently said that “Worst case scenario’s from our climate models are very unlikely to occur”——–But that gets conveniently ignored as Net Zero Politics needs us all to be filled with irrational fear so we get told the opposite.

Skepticus
Skepticus
2 months ago

Well in 1974 the CIA published a doom scenarios forecast due to climate change, but er, it was because the Earth was cooling. Odd that!

Peter Sutton
Peter Sutton
2 months ago

No surprises here given that we’ve known for years that Guardian editorial staff all answer to MI5 and the CIA. There are plenty of documentary films out there telling us that.