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godknowsimgood
godknowsimgood
1 year ago

“A university has told students not to use colloquial phrases such as ‘kill two birds with one stone’ or ‘a piece of cake’ because they are ‘very British-English’ and won’t be understood by other cultures. Undergraduates at Cardiff University have also been warned to avoid using the word ‘crazy’ as it is a ‘derogatory’ term for mental health,” This is crazy because none of us – very British or otherwise – understand colloquial phrases such as ‘kill two birds with one stone’ or a ‘piece of cake’ until we hear these phrases being used, and only then do we begin to understand what they mean, and they’re part of the enjoyment of the colourfulness of language. I know an Iranian man who only came to live in the UK a few years ago, has married a Northern Irish woman, and with her he has recently started watching Only Fools And Horses, and he absolutely loves it, and goes around now saying phrases such as “lovely jubbly” and ‘cushty’. Teaching students that people from other cultures won’t understand colourful English phrases is not only extremely patronising but also suggests that foreigners are too thick to pick up the meanings of these… Read more »

Jon Garvey
1 year ago
Reply to  godknowsimgood

Your anecdote reminds me of the Asian immigrant hospital porter at my medical school in 1973, who could barely speak English but cheerfully repeated “Nice one, Cyril” at every opportunity.

Freddy Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  Jon Garvey

😂 👍

Freddy Boy
1 year ago
Reply to  godknowsimgood

GOrwell did work at the BBC , maybe he got a vibe of what was to come !

godknowsimgood
godknowsimgood
1 year ago
Reply to  Freddy Boy

I’ve wondered if he got the idea of Big Brother from the BBC – the Big Brother Corporation.

transmissionofflame
1 year ago
Reply to  godknowsimgood

Idioms are delightful fun. I know one foreign language pretty well and have enjoyed trying to learn how to use as many idioms in it as possible. I talk to loads of people with good English as a foreign language and I deliberately use idioms and explain them – this seems to be appreciated.

klf
klf
1 year ago

Indeed, once explained, you enrich the newly enlightened.

Monro
1 year ago

Hundreds of protesters descend on Vermont ski town to ambush J.D. Vance Today, we launch a new column. It’s called ‘Novel Concept’ Today’s novel concept? Let’s find out what the Ukrainians think: Andrey Stavnitser: ‘Emotionally, this (dispute) was incredibly unpleasant. Of course, we are all capable of putting emotions aside, but a conversation that starts with a sarcastic question like “Don’t you own a suit?” is hard to call constructive or respectful. Hennadiy Chyzhykov: ‘international relations are dynamic. Moments of tension often lead to more structured and sustainable agreements in the long run. This is not a breakdown but rather a recalibration of expectations and priorities.The most important thing is that discussions are ongoing, stakeholders are engaged, and there is a shared interest in de-escalation and finding mutually beneficial solutions.’ Arseniy Yatsenyuk: ‘this deal has nothing to do with a real peace process. It is necessary to define the terms of this peace agreement that will meet the demands of Ukraine and international law.’ Igor Liski: ‘There were, unfortunately, no security guarantees in the resources agreement, but it was a step in the right direction. So I was really upset and disappointed. I don’t feel it’s the end. I believe… Read more »

Arum
Arum
1 year ago
Reply to  Monro

There are only four people in Ukraine?

Monro
1 year ago
Reply to  Arum

Do you know who those four people are?

For a fist full of roubles
Reply to  Monro

They are Ukrainians who by virtue of their wealth and position haven’t been dragged to the front line to fight for their country.

For a fist full of roubles
Reply to  Monro

I fail to see the connection between the quote and the rest of your comment.

Art Simtotic
1 year ago

Angela Rayner’s plan to give workers ‘right to switch off’ faces axe” – Angela Rayner is facing humiliation after reports that the “right to switch off” will be dropped…

…Nobrayner switched off. About time too.

huxleypiggles
1 year ago
Reply to  Art Simtotic

😀😀😀

Michael Ford
Michael Ford
1 year ago

I think the 77th, or a version of them, have been deployed to cement support for direct British involvement in Ukraine. I’ve been watching MSM all leading with the same propaganda and noticed that the comment-type ratio has shifted overwhelming in favour of defence of Ukraine and our involvement in that defence. It’s not very subtle, but it does have the same effect it did during Covid – the appearance of a consensus and a feeling of isolation. Either that, or many people are even more stupid than I thought (which is almost impossible) and are being led by the latest tune of the Pied Piper

Art Simtotic
1 year ago
Reply to  Michael Ford

False pandemic, climate claptrap and a country in Russia’s backyard – three cheeks of the Pied Piper’s same sphincter.

Jack the dog
Jack the dog
1 year ago
Reply to  Michael Ford

Standard operating procedure for government nowadays.

But it’s transparent, and once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it, and I think increasingly people are wise to it.

Jack the dog
Jack the dog
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack the dog

Don’t forget everywhere and always the collective intelligence of the people is higher than that of their government, and never more so than in 21st century England.

Jon Garvey
1 year ago
Reply to  Michael Ford

You’ve noted something I’ve been clocking for a while now. A propaganda piece is published in MSM at, say, 7.00am, and simultaneously there are twenty pro-establishment comments. Six hours later, if the comments are still open, they’re overwhelmingly in the opposite direction because Joe Public, rather than 77th, are posting.

It’s very serious if the government wants to take us to war, conscripting our kids to fight and die, on the basis of an entirely spurious consensus. But in today’s climate, what else would they do? If simply lying about the enemy bayoneting babies no longer works, our Nudge Units must do something to combat the malinformation leading to uniform-hesitancy. They will inevitably close the comments routinely, but only after 77th have had their say to sway the peasants into compliance.

Monro
1 year ago
Reply to  Jon Garvey

The government isn’t going to do anything.

That is why there is now war in Europe.

Tonka Rigger
1 year ago
Reply to  Jon Garvey

They’re not very good, are they?

I suppose that given the intelligence level of your average Brit, they don’t need to be, so there is that.

huxleypiggles
1 year ago
Reply to  Michael Ford

British people stupid? Surely not.

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago
Reply to  Michael Ford

Excellent points!

Art Simtotic
1 year ago

Labour council targets motorists who park on their own driveways

According to the original article, one of the reasons is, “To support resilience to the climate emergency…”

…The planet has been resilient for billions of years. The real emergency is inside the heads of armies of council jobsworths up and down the country seeking diverse ways of creatively financing council deficits.

JohnK
1 year ago
Reply to  Art Simtotic

Some of the reported output from the Council is quite likely spurious, but the issue may be that lots of older houses did not have driveways, so the conversion of their patches of land required the local council to alter the pavements to provide access to them. Then there will be lots of utility firm’s bits & pieces that run along and need to cope with the weight etc. E.g. there is a metre or so of land between my house driveway and the road (which has no separate pavement) under which cables and pipes run. When the power distribution cable was renewed a couple of years ago, the DNO used plastic ducting under the drive entrance, whereas elsewhere it was buried in the soil directly, with no ducting.

Art Simtotic
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnK

As ever, devil in detail. Also as ever, climate claptrap an all-too familiar distraction.

andreweverton1
andreweverton1
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnK

You have to apply for a vehicle crossing, if agreed council contractors come and drop the kerb and adjust existing sidewalk to take account of it. Cost is around £1,500.

modularist
1 year ago

“Energy and Net Zero Secretary Ed Miliband faces the sack in Sir Keir Starmer’s planned reshuffle as the Prime Minister turns his back on “green” policies. The Prime Minister wants to end the focus on net zero and instead commit his government firmly to growing the economy, according to reports.”

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2021377/keir-starmer-tipped-sack-ed

Valerie_London
Valerie_London
1 year ago
Reply to  modularist

That would be a start.

Art Simtotic
1 year ago
Reply to  modularist

D.J. Trump and J.D. Vance planted the seed during K.R. Starmer’s recent trip to Washington. Give it a few weeks to germinate. When push comes to shove, which matters more – Davos or Washington?

The Express article also tips Bridget Phillistine for the chop. The cup would overfloweth.

modularist
1 year ago
Reply to  Art Simtotic

I rather think it is the McSweeney effect. McSweeney views Reform, rightly, as a massive threat, and he is pivoting Starmer’s govt to full on Blue Labour to counter it.

Art Simtotic
1 year ago
Reply to  modularist

Sounds plausible.

huxleypiggles
1 year ago
Reply to  Art Simtotic

Sadly, no matter who is sacked their replacements will flow from the same Davos Dalek factory.

Mrs Bunty
1 year ago
Reply to  modularist

We can but hope. Now if it was, Milliband, Philips, Lammy and Reeves, that would be glorious. Mind you, what’s left to choose from?

Jon Garvey
1 year ago

Woke British university tells students not to say ‘a piece of cake’

In other news, NHS midwives are being instructed to tell new parents to teach their children only pidgin English for the same reason.

Tonka Rigger
1 year ago
Reply to  Jon Garvey

More retardedness from the retard department. Ignore.

Monro
1 year ago

Just as Britain’s Royal Air Force command and control (C2) proved decisive during the Battle of Britain, exactly the same thing is now happening in Ukraine.

Both sides have finally woken up to the fact that C2 is critical to success.

In a sense, developments in drone technology and warfare mimic, in miniature, the development of air warfare and close air support in WW1.

Just as coordinated (by C2) air superiority, close air support and counter battery fire provided the necessary pre-conditions for the destruction of the German Army at the Battle of Amiens in 1918 by armoured formations, so similar scenes are being played out in miniature around Pokrovsk today.

huxleypiggles
1 year ago

https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/trump-putin-and-the-most-important-meeting-in-half-a-century/

An interesting article hi-lighting the possibility that the International Monetary System might be returning to a gold base. Common sense at last?

klf
klf
1 year ago
Reply to  huxleypiggles

Yes, very interesting.

huxleypiggles
1 year ago

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14453017/Zelensky-touches-meet-King-Charles-Sandringham-European-leaders-came-Ukrainian-leader-wake-White-House-bust-up.html

How much more firkin stupid can Chuckles the half-wit become? This treasonous friggin idiot needs a 17th century does of reality.

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago
Reply to  huxleypiggles

I think Starmer made the king invite Nasty Zelensky to tea, to bolster Starmer’s attempt to distract public attention away from the 500 Third World Men of Military Age who crossed the English Channel on the same day.

It’s astonishing how politicians use the same playbook every time to draw attention away from their own failed domestic policies: drag the people into yet another Foreign War.

Cirdan
Cirdan
1 year ago
Reply to  Heretic

Men of military age? Send them to the Ukraine. That should both stop them coming and give them an opportunity to earn their right to call themselves British.

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago
Reply to  Cirdan

Absolutely! Send ALL of them to the Ukraine instead of British troops.
And then send them to their own ancestral homelands.

huxleypiggles
1 year ago

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/rachel-reeves-defence-spend-labour-9f56b6l7f

Did she find the money in the infamous black hole?

Lying bitch.

Dinger64
1 year ago

As far as Ukraine is concerned I agree with Simon Webb, the only choices are:

1: Forever war
2: Negotiate peace
3: Start world war 3

Starmer and Europe seem to think option 1 is the best choice, let the meat grinder continue and we’ll carry on paying for it.
Trump wants option 2!
I know who I back, f@ck Europe

Tonka Rigger
1 year ago
Reply to  Dinger64

Those Swiss accounts won’t fill themselves.

More war!

(And champagne)

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago

Behold! The leader of the free world!” by — Retard Finder (@IfindRetards)

That really made my day, and “Retard Finder” must win a prize for best name! 🙂

And in honour of the Retard Finder, here are two Italian Retards in today’s news from the University of Ferrara, which ought to give them both the sack: Dr. Silvia Ghirotto and her supervisor Prof. Guido Barbujani.

Britons ‘were mostly black 5,000 years ago’, new study suggests

transmissionofflame
1 year ago
Reply to  Heretic

Lol. They didn’t have soap 5,000 years ago.

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago

🙂

transmissionofflame
1 year ago
Reply to  Heretic

If you believe “out of Africa” theory of human origins then we were all black, once. But we’re not any more!

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago

I, too, was deceived into believing that ridiculous theory, and the Evolution Hoax, and the Global Warming Hoax, and the Whites Must Help the Planet by Not Having Babies Hoax, and many other hoaxes, but have slowly been awakened to the truth.

Cirdan
Cirdan
1 year ago

Why would China objectively want Taiwan, other than for populist goals? Anything Taiwan can make, China can make as well, and if China invaded Taiwan, this would probably disrupt trade and leave Taiwan crippled.

Is this a scare scenario by any chance?

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago

May I just congratulate our own Lord Toby on the fantastic news in the Monthly newsletter that he has not only organized and established a new “Free Speech Union International”, but also inspired and helped set up Free Speech Unions in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, South Africa and Switzerland! And there are also possible new FSUs being set up in three other countries, which I’ve forgotten just now.

I hope the Daily Sceptic will have an occasional update about these new groups for those who don’t get the monthly newsletter. Well done to all concerned in this pioneering new development!