Why Are French Councils Spending Thousands Training Psychics to Ask Nearby Animals and Plants Their Opinions About Local Planning Issues?
If Elon Musk thought he had his work cut out slashing government waste over in America with his new Department Of Government Efficiency (DOGE), he should think himself lucky he hasn’t taken on a similar role over in France. Here, unnecessary bureaucratic largesse is so great that local authorities have recently been ordered to eliminate some €2.2 billion in public spending – despite which, several hard-Left ones have continued to splurge taxpayer cash on the distinctly unnecessary cause of paying for training courses to facilitate psychic communication between plants, animals and certain lucky local humanoids securely employed on council payrolls.
Lyon council, which is dominated by the Green Ecologists Party, paid out €3,000 last year for 20 of its staff to attend a workshop upon “dialogue with living things” held by an outlet called LICHEN – Laboratoire des Interdépendances Concernant les Humaines Et Non-humaines (Laboratory Concerning the Interdependence Between Humans and Non-Humans). Despite Paris-mandated spending cuts, several other French councils are soon due to follow suit.
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C’est La Vie, C’est La Guerre, C’est Le Poisson Merde.
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Well this is plenty crackpot enough to have been a British news headline, I’m amazed it’s not, but I’m sure we’ll catch up!
Did the EU give them a grant?
Bolleaux.
Political Ideologs are never satisfied. There is always a next level that they have to be taken too.
Every time I think that we in the West have reached peak madness along comes another group of social parasites to prove me wrong.
No, just checked, not 1 April yet. If you presented this as a plot for a satire they would say it was too far fetched.
We don’t have non-humans making planning decisions, but government ministers issue the guidance over here. Is it all that different?
Come back David Icke; all is forgiven!
Surely this cannot be true. I have a house in rural France and I’m sure my friends there would not believe and definitely not endorse these imbecilic actions of their government.