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Brett_McS
1 year ago

“A black sales worker […] sued for discrimination after her co-workers asked about her hair”. Snowflake.

For a fist full of roubles
Reply to  Brett_McS

I am surprised that this sort of product is allowed.
Wahl Afro Hair Straightener LCD Display With Ceramic Coated Plates ZX866

Dinger64
1 year ago
Reply to  Brett_McS

Honky!

Dinger64
1 year ago
Reply to  Dinger64

It’s OK, it’s a white racial slur!

Lockdown Sceptic
1 year ago

Wednesday Morning 28th Windsor Rd & Ruddlesway Windsor 

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Monro
1 year ago

Ukraine to send troops to Britain to help overthrow communist dictator

We’ve seen this before,” Zelensky warned. “First, they make you put your pronouns in your email signature. Next thing you know, you’re on a collective farm, waiting in line for your turn at the communal Wi-Fi.’

‘Reports suggest that Ukrainian forces are already preparing for the operation, which has been dubbed “Operation Red Dawn 2: Electric Boogaloo.” British citizens have been advised to brace for a wave of freedom, brought to them in the form of Eastern European soldiers who’ve had quite enough of authoritarianism in their own country and are eager to take on the challenge abroad.’

‘Meanwhile, Starmer’s office has dismissed the threat, with an official statement saying, “Sir Keir has faced many challenges, but Ukrainian soldiers storming Westminster wasn’t on our bingo card.’

What’s really going on?

Now, finally, do you see, comrades, why Ukraine invaded Kursk?

Clue: It was a rehearsal, stupid!

Now, finally, do you see why the Conservative government sent all our three tanks and our field kitchen cook to Ukraine?

Clue: Egg banjos will shortly be served in No. 10

Claphamanian
Claphamanian
1 year ago
Reply to  Monro

Emergency Cobra Meeting: “Cancel the supply of Starmer Shadow missiles to the comedian in Keeev! Spend the millions on Winter fuel allowances for the UK’s OAPs! And get someone who believes in borders for Ukraine to check the identity of the Channel boat refugees; those Ukrainian marines have had practice crossing the Dnieper! Last year it was people in rubber rings landing on the fabled Kentish beaches; today it’s 50-man inflatables!”

Dinger64
1 year ago
Reply to  Claphamanian

And pot holes!

Monro
1 year ago
Reply to  Monro

Zelensky UK invasion aims: ‘A new world is being born before our eyes. Ukraine’s military operation in UK has opened a new era – in three dimensions at once. And of course, in the fourth, domestic one. Here a new period begins both in ideology and in the very model of our socio-economic system – but this is worth discussing separately a little later. Ukraine is restoring Britain’s unity – the tragedy of 1999, this terrible catastrophe of Britain’s history, its unnatural dislocation, has been overcome. Yes, at a great cost, yes, through the tragic events of a de facto civil war, because now brothers, divided by their belonging to the Scottish and English armies, are still swearing at each other – but Scotland as anti-English will no longer exist. Ukraine is restoring Britain’s historical completeness, gathering the British world, the British people together – in all its totality of Great Britain, Scotsmen and Little Welshmen. If we had refused this, had allowed the temporary division to become entrenched for centuries, then we would not only have betrayed the memory of our ancestors, but would also have been cursed by our descendants – for allowing the disintegration of the British land. Zelensky has… Read more »

Monro
1 year ago
Reply to  Monro

Back in the real world, while Putin, his apparatchiks and assorted western dupes dream of a Union State of 250 million people, Russia has just been invaded for the first time since 1941, two of its oil depots still burn and Ukraine has launched its first ballistic missile. Just as well, then, for the rest of the world, that Britain and the U.S. managed to persuade Ukraine to surrender its nuclear warheads in 1994 in return for security assurances concerning its territorial integrity……and then let Russia annex Crimea in 2014.

Nevertheless, the U.S. strategy of weakening Russia so that it can no longer invade its neighbours is working well.

Monro
1 year ago
Reply to  Monro

https://web.archive.org/web/20220226051154/https://ria.ru/20220226/rossiya-1775162336.html The referenced document was published too early by the Kremlin mouthpiece, RIA Novosti, before being quickly taken down. It assumes Ukraine has been conquered! It is interesting for many reasons but particularly because it gives the exact reasons why Russia invaded Ukraine Demography, a falling Russian birth rate The threat that a successful European capitalist democracy in neighbouring Ukraine would represent to the present Russian establishment of Putin, his cronies and the security agencies (Siloviki). Tellingly, no mention of NATO. It is also interesting for these particular paragraphs: ‘….the rest of the world sees and understands perfectly well – this is a conflict between Russia and the West, this is a response to the geopolitical expansion of the Atlantists, this is Russia returning its historical space and its place in the world.’ ‘Not even Russia, but the Russian world, that is, three states, Russia, Belarus and Ukraine, acting in geopolitical terms as a single whole. These relations have entered a new stage – the West sees Russia returning to its historical borders in Europe’ It is our old friend, isn’t it: the ‘Union State’! And what were the historical borders of Russia? Oh! Ukraine, Moldova, yes, and all the Baltic… Read more »

Cirdan
Cirdan
1 year ago
Reply to  Monro

er, no … if the Russians want to restore their historical border, they would have to give back a whole chunk of Poland, not take even more.

For a fist full of roubles
Reply to  Monro

Well, I have to congratulate you Monro. That really was an interesting and funny article on so many levels and the hidden message was interesing too.

Dinger64
1 year ago

Or a waste of column inches! Who knew? (Or cares?)

CGW
CGW
1 year ago

The Ria Novosti link is to an opinion piece written in February 2022, congratulating Putin on welcoming Ukraine back into the Russian fold – one of our friend’s favourite topics. But, firstly, it is one man’s opinion and, secondly, he talks about the three Russian states – Russia, Ukraine and Belarus – acting as one (not being one), i.e. in unison, which is probably how it will become. The last paragraph is prescient – remember it was written 2 years ago:

China and India, Latin America and Africa, the Islamic world and Southeast Asia – no one believes that the West rules the world order, much less sets the rules of the game. Russia has not just challenged the West, it has shown that the era of Western global dominance can be considered completely and finally over. The new world will be built by all civilizations and centers of forces, of course, together with the West (united or not) – but not on its terms and not according to its rules.

Free Lemming
1 year ago

They’re pushing out an RSV vaccine at wife’s surgery. Eligible to 75-80 and pregnant women over 28 weeks. Very specific right? I mean, you know, if it’s so safe why the restricted demographics? So I did a bit of digging… The vaccine being rolled out in the UK is, as far as I can tell, a traditional attenuated virus version and made by… guess who? Yup, our friends at Pfizer. There are three – GSK, Pfizer & Moderna, and only Moderna created a mRNA version. Both GSK and Pfizer use what they call a ‘subunit protein’ vaccine, so the same technology. And this is where it gets really interesting; GSK has taken legal proceedings against Pfizer for stealing their IP https://www.goodwinlaw.com/en/insights/blogs/2023/08/gsk-sues-pfizer-for-patent-infringement-over-rsv-vaccine , so the vaccines will be very, very similar, if not virtually identical. Therefore both must have a great safety profile right? Nope. GSK stopped their trials in pregnant women as the stuff increased the risk of premature birth by 37% https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/respiratory-syncytial-virus-rsv/study-details-why-phase-3-trial-gsks-rsv-vaccine-pregnant-women-was .Thirty seven percent! Yet, Pfizer’s vaccine, which is pretty much the same stuff, has been authorised and recommended for pregnant women over 28 weeks. I wonder how Pfizer managed that…$$$…$$$…? The official NHS guidance acknowledges there was… Read more »

CircusSpot
CircusSpot
1 year ago
Reply to  Free Lemming

They had to monetise all that spare jab junk hanging around in their warehouses.
It is sad they take advantage of young pregnant women who have no idea of past disasters like Thalidomide.

Jon Garvey
1 year ago

Net Zero is becoming a threat to our basic security

If the planet really does need saving from emissions, does it make more sense to (a) switch off street lights, freeze pensioners and ban meat, or (b) switch off the power-hungry AI used for mass-surveillance?

Free Lemming
1 year ago
Reply to  Jon Garvey

And, critically, if you only produce < 1% of global emissions you need everyone else onboard of course. Strangely, nobody ever seems to want to talk about that. How…. ‘odd’. Still, if you’re real goal is control, then you want to create an irreversible dependency on the global project by reducing farmland to erect ‘sustainable’ energy sources, and you use an ’emergency’ to manipulate minds as a precursor to control of behaviour. Whilst you get the masses to look the other way, you build a surveillance system which only the Chinese can rival. Destroy the old, build the new. Once enough of the new global system is ready, all that is left to do is flick a switch.

stewart
1 year ago
Reply to  Jon Garvey

Ironically, it may in fact be the high electricity demand of AI and the rising costs of electricity that may slow and perhaps even halt the advance of AI.

Is there a point where it just become uneconomical? There must be.

So far with computer tech it has seemed as if power requirements are inconsequential. But perhaps it will be different with AI.

And we may end up discovering (once again) what an amazing self powering, highly efficient, intelligent organism homo sapiens is and that we are still light years away from becoming the gods we sometimes think we are.

Jon Garvey
1 year ago
Reply to  stewart

Is it not more likely that governments will ban it for the public “to save the planet” whilst increasing it at GCHQ etc with no accountability?

stewart
1 year ago
Reply to  Jon Garvey

It’s hard for all governments to ban it, especially if not banning it gives one country an edge over one that does.

What I wonder is whether there are practical physical limits where the cost of taking it further due to the energy requirements makes it unviable.

Claphamanian
Claphamanian
1 year ago

At least lurve-bombing Berlin is humane compared to the other sort that was once carried out there.

pjar
1 year ago

Seriously, if you’re going to release prisoners after they’ve served a fifth of their sentence, why not just cut to the chase and not imprison them at all?

Think of the savings… no prisons, no prison officers, no courts, no lawyers, no legal aid… it’s a win/win, surely? 🙄

EppingBlogger
1 year ago
Reply to  pjar

And police officers could be multi tiered in their own time as we would not need any.

we would have costs in fencing in Notting Hill and Kentish Town to ensure the main villains can’t get out – MPs!

How long before trans men in women’s prisons go to law to challenge early release.

Mogwai
1 year ago
Reply to  pjar

Yes exactly. It’s an absolute joke. We have actual criminals, such as that dirtbag that was found guilty of historical rape from 2005 ( I’m still not getting how people can be found guilty so many years later ), or the misogynist who attacked the three women at the petrol station or the mugger in London who broke his victim’s elbow in the process of robbing his watch or the Pakistani men assaulting police at Manchester airport, and many more examples I’m sure we could all find, but they’re all able to avoid being sent down because the government is so myopically focused and obsessed with making examples of so-called ‘right-wing thugs’, or ‘meme terrorists’, as I call them. I mean, shouting at police officers/dogs or posting an anti-establishment opinion vs rape or actual bodily harm? It should be a no-brainer who gets sent to jail, right? Wrong. The show trials must go on.. ”Most crime victims in England and Wales lack faith in the criminal justice system to do its job and deliver justice. That is according to a new report by the independent Victims’ Commissioner, drawing upon the largest study—of over 3,000 victims of crime—it has ever undertaken. 73% of… Read more »

EppingBlogger
1 year ago
Reply to  Mogwai

There is someone masquerading as “Victims commissioner”? It isn’t April 1st you know.

Mogwai
1 year ago

Do we need further proof that Germany has gone to the dogs because it’s governed by hideous Woketards? Not really, but here’s some anyway. Men didn’t used to be incarcerated in women’s prisons years ago but the times they are a-changing. Yes, even the ones doing time for sex crimes; ”Germany has begun transferring violent male convicts who “identify” as women into female prisons, despite the fact the nation hasn’t yet formally enacted its gender self-identification law. Among them are dangerous sex offenders and pedophiles. On April 12, the German Parliament, or Bundestag, passed one of the world’s most far-reaching sex self-determination policies, known as the Self-Determination Act (SBGG). But while the gender identity policies are not set to come into effect until November, correctional institutions are already transferring male criminals into the female prison estate in anticipation of the law. Women‘s rights organization Initiative Lasst Frauen Sprechen (Let Women Speak) requested figures from all ministries of justice in the federal states in Germany on how many men have been or are currently imprisoned in women’s correctional facilities since 2023. The campaign group also asked for information on the nature of the crimes the men had committed.  The response from government officials show that males are… Read more »

pjar
1 year ago

The comments of the ‘spoons man, in response to Ryanair’s plea to moderate drinking in airports, makes me wonder just how much people are really drinking before they get on an airplane?

Presumably, for him to say anything at all suggests that he recognises a two drink limit will be severely detrimental to his business… drunk people on airplanes; what could possibly go wrong?

The old bat
1 year ago
Reply to  pjar

It never ceases to amaze me, if I happen to be at a British airport in the small hours of the morning, that people are actually drinking pints of beer at that time. Mind you, they are often eating Burger King, which is just as nauseating at that time of day.

Cirdan
Cirdan
1 year ago
Reply to  pjar

Technically you can buy a far larger amount of alcohol in duty free and swig it while waiting for the plane. But if you want to do the civilized thing and sit down in a pub and order a drink served in a glass, while paying the higher price because you are not an uncultured low life, then the government takes offence.

For a fist full of roubles

Leary has clearly never had to wait for a delayed flight in an airport. An absolute limit on drinks inrespective of the time spent waiting for a plane is simply inhuman.

Dinger64
1 year ago

They’re the future don’t you know?
Sounds like an overheated chip pan!
https://youtu.be/FukHCA-Rza0?si=pPz0uoKokLDDrQkH

The old bat
1 year ago

Net Zero is becoming a threat to our basic security” – Turning off street lamps to cut emissions is insane. But with Ed Miliband as Energy Secretary, we can expect many more such measures, says Matthew Lynn in the Telegraph.

When I was a kid, the street lights in our road (and presumably many roads) were always turned off at around 11pm, in the winter coming on again at around 5am. I seem to remember reading a long time ago that the timers used in street lamps, which obviously at times failed, were becoming too expensive and time consuming to replace, so it was decided to leave the lights on all night as the cheaper option. Personally I don’t think it’s an insane idea. While they are at it they should encourage the turning off of lights in unused offices. Aerial night time photos of our country/world always amaze me with the amount of light from towns and cities. I couldn’t give a fig about emissions, but I do detest waste.

Dinger64
1 year ago
Reply to  The old bat

So why was street lighting created in the first place? Answer: it lowered crime rates!
But that doesn’t matter anymore cause they do it in broad daylight! sign of the wonderful diversity we now enjoy, turn them all off they are no longer relevant

Cirdan
Cirdan
1 year ago
Reply to  Dinger64

and furthermore there is overproduction of electricity at night.

JeremyP99
1 year ago
  • ““Musk has put me off Twitter, says Lineker” – Gary Lineker says that Elon Musk taking over Twitter has put him off using the platform, according to the Telegraph. His BBC managers must be relieved”

Odd that. Lineker put ME off MOTD…

CircusSpot
CircusSpot
1 year ago
Reply to  JeremyP99

Well done Mr Musk another win

Dinger64
1 year ago

“A nation of immigrants”

Name a nation that isn’t! It all depends on how far back you want to look

Dinger64
1 year ago

“Prisoners to be freed after serving a fifth of their sentence”

Which prisoners?
Oh yes, the harmless rapists,muggers,burglars and murderers
But if you DARE disagree with the government your looking at a ten stretch!
Tweet tweet 🐦

Dinger64
1 year ago

“Church of England stops Grade II-listed church being converted into mosque”

Brava 👏
Pity that horse has long since bolted!

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago
Reply to  Dinger64

Yes, they only did that because it was a legal condition set down by the previous owner that the building could not be used for the worship of any other religion than Christianity.

soundofreason
soundofreason
1 year ago

Climate campaigner appointed National Portrait Gallery director” – The National Portrait Gallery has appointed an eco-campaigner as its new director, according to the Telegraph.

Just Stop Oil (painting)

Dinger64
1 year ago
Reply to  soundofreason

Break out the Campbells carrot and coriander!
Commander in chief soup slinger gets top job at portrait gallery!
Fox..chickens..?

Dinger64
1 year ago

Starmer plots outdoor smoking ban” – Nightclub smoking areas, restaurant terraces and even shisha bars”

OK, you’ve lost me! What’s a shisha bar?
(Even the spell checker doesn’t know what it is)

Dinger64
1 year ago
Reply to  Dinger64

I’ve just looked it up, it’s were you go to get a hookah! (It’s not where I would go to get a hookah!)

Dinger64
1 year ago

“Taxpayers pay millions to ‘eradicate’ racism in Wales – while NHS waiting lists soar”

Eradicate racism? How prey tell does one achieve that? You’d might as well try to eradicate breathing

Dinger64
1 year ago

“Musk has put me off Twitter, says Lineker”

“Oh well, how sad, never mind”
Windsor Davis

Dinger64
1 year ago

Electricity from wanedwops!

https://www.ecoticias.com/en/china-energy-raindrops-water/5878/

” and then we went to the zoo and I had an ice lolly that made my tongue turn gween!”

For pity’s sake!

Heretic
Heretic
1 year ago

Ukraine to send troops to Britain to help overthrow communist dictator

This satire brilliantly illustrates our own politicians’ folly in sending British Taxpayers’ Money to Ukraine.