Double-Masked, Triple-Jabbed Nicola Sturgeon Comes Down With… Covid!

Well I never! Nicola Sturgeon reported last night that she had a mild case of Covid. That’s nothing short of incredible, given her fanatical devotion to mask-wearing and the fact that she’s been triple-jabbed. The Guardian has more.

Nicola Sturgeon has tested positive for COVID-19.

The Scottish first minister tweeted she had been experiencing mild symptoms on Friday evening.

She will work from home over the next few days and told followers she would “hopefully” be back out and about later next week.

The first minister met Sinn Féin vice-president and first minister designate of Northern Ireland Michelle O’Neill in Edinburgh earlier on Friday.

She also travelled to the US earlier in the week where she met the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, and addressed the Brookings Institute in Washington DC.

SNP colleagues including Westminster leader Ian Blackford sent get well wishes.

MP for Glasgow North East Anne McLaughlin and minister for women’s health Maree Todd wished her a speedy recovery.

Ms McLaughlin said: “This is just to get out of making me coffee, isn’t it?”

Ms Sturgeon’s positive infection comes as Covid cases in Scotland continue to fall. The Office for National Statistics estimated 122,000 people had Covid in the week ending May 13th.

It is the eighth weekly consecutive drop and the lowest number of cases since before Christmas when cases rose due to the Omicron variant spreading.

If I didn’t know better, I would be tempted to conclude that masks and vaccines don’t actually stop you getting Covid.

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Hypatia
Hypatia
3 years ago

My sympathy is all with covid in this case. Hope it recovers from the Sturgeon soon.

JXB
JXB
3 years ago
Reply to  Hypatia

Don’t forget she is a mutated variant so it may struggle.

Uncle Monty
3 years ago

Wee monkey shagger!

NeilParkin
3 years ago

“Nothing trivial, I hope…”

A passerby
A passerby
3 years ago

You have to hand it to the virus, it really does have a sense of humour!

JXB
JXB
3 years ago
Reply to  A passerby

Maybe we have a new category, the Sturgeon Effect’, like the Gore Effect – wherever he went to give a lecture on global warming, there were sudden freezing temperatures and snowfall.

Emerald Fox
3 years ago

There are no details as to how she was ‘tested for Covid’. Lateral flow test Made in China? Cotton bud up the nose and sent to the ‘megalab’ in Leamington Spa?
Is she really ill, or just fancied a few days off work on full pay?

There are no details about which ‘jabs’ she had, or when. Not exactly good reporting, is it?
Still, another ‘case’ keeps the Covid scare story simmering away, so that another ‘variant’ can flare up whenever convenient.

Woodburner
Woodburner
3 years ago
Reply to  Emerald Fox

Very likely. WFH?

Adrian25
3 years ago
Reply to  Emerald Fox

None of the political class, none of the Royals, and none of the megarich have had the real jabs. They are just not that stupid.
Oh, sure, they will have engaged in deceitful theatrical public demonstrations of pretending to get jabbed, but you can be certain that if a needle really penetrated their skin, the syringe would have contained something totally harmless.

Covid-1984
Covid-1984
3 years ago
Reply to  Adrian25

100% agree. I’ve said from day one, there is NO way the Queen has taken a jab. God forbid she had an adverse effect , it would skew the hoax narrative.

Jabba the Hut
Jabba the Hut
3 years ago

I wonder if a mutant could create a mutation?

For a fist full of roubles

She will claim that without the jab she would have been seriously ill of course. Shame about that.

LMS2
3 years ago

She could claim that. It wouldn’t be true in all probability, unless she had multiple serious underlying conditions we don’t know about.

For a fist full of roubles
Reply to  LMS2

Like terminal stupidity and bolshiness?

David Beaton
David Beaton
3 years ago

They all seem to be giving themselves a mild dose at he moment so they can : (1) keep it all alive (2) say they have shared the “pain “.

Fraudulent politicians claiming fraudulent illnesses to curry favour with the still sleeping sheep!

Is the reality though what we all suspect, that all the spike protein jabs actually give you Covid symptoms?.

ebygum
3 years ago

Sadly this is where we are now, and it’s accepted as normal…I talked with an acquaintance about this same thing …. Her answer, it was never said that the vaccines wouldn’t stop you from getting it (LOL) it stops you from getting it seriously and going to hospital, or from dying….
Presumably faced with the statistics that it might not do either of those things either, they’d just make something else up……

MrTea
MrTea
3 years ago
Reply to  ebygum

The only thing the ‘vaccine’ did was stop you from facing restrictions on going about normal life.

MikeHaseler
3 years ago
Reply to  MrTea

It made a lot of money for those pushing the scare: like Big Pharma!

Dodgy Geezer
Dodgy Geezer
3 years ago
Reply to  ebygum

The appropriate response is that we already have a medicine which lowers the severity of the symptoms – it’s called Paracetamol…

eastender53
3 years ago
Reply to  Dodgy Geezer

Which by tueir definition is in fact an oral vaccine!

LMS2
3 years ago
Reply to  Dodgy Geezer

In all honesty, all paracetamol does is lower the temperature of a fever. Doesn’t do much else.
if you get more serious Covid, then its dexamethasone, antibiotics and supplementary oxygen. Dexamethasone and antibiotics could be given outside a hospital setting, but they won’t do that.

TheTartanEagle
TheTartanEagle
3 years ago
Reply to  LMS2

Indeed, and the purpose of the high temperature associated with a fever is to kill off the invading bugs, so using anti-pyretics can be unhelpful. Except where a small child has such a high temp they are at risk of a febrile seizure.

Maybe that’s why a hot toddy often does the trick, hot alcoholic drink hitting the bloodstream seems to create a rather pleasant burning glow….

JXB
JXB
3 years ago
Reply to  LMS2

Antibiotics? CoV 2 is a virus.

Cecil B
Cecil B
3 years ago
Reply to  ebygum

When prophecy fails

PhantomOfLiberty
PhantomOfLiberty
3 years ago
Reply to  ebygum

For a lot of 2020 articles appeared warning that the “vaccines” were not going to be very effective. This all, however, changed as soon as “they” got rid of a Trump – by the beginning December the decks had been cleared and you weren’t allowed to say anything critical any more as the roll out commenced…

LMS2
3 years ago
Reply to  ebygum

The PTB only changed that narrative after the vaccines rollout and it became obvious they didn’t stop infection or transmission. Until that point, they claimed they did.

arthur.c
arthur.c
3 years ago
Reply to  ebygum

Well, nobody likes to admit that they’ve been had! Let alone took the bait hook, line and sinker!

JXB
JXB
3 years ago
Reply to  ebygum

99.8% didn’t get it seriously, go to hospital or die without the so-called vaccines before they were available.

amanuensis
3 years ago

They expect us to believe that she was entirely without symptoms when she met with SinnFein, which suddenly appeared in the hour or so between the meeting ending and testing positive.

I think it is much more likely that she was experiencing mild symptoms during the Sinn Fein meeting.

This politician has been pushing the wearing of facemasks, for which there’s no evidence of any protective function, and shouting for people to resign for having parties when there was no-one with Covid symptoms present. Yet she meets with people in the early stages of symptomatic disease, which is when transmission is most likely to occur. She has the risk factors for covid spread completely backwards — it is people like her that have done the most damage re. Covid in this country (pretending to be high-and-mighty but failing in the only measure that makes some sense).

Not that I think that it makes any difference — Covid just isn’t that serious a disease in the non-vulnerable (it would have been different if she’d been meeting a vulnerable person). But I’m not the one that’s been making hard-line policy about Covid measures.

MrTea
MrTea
3 years ago
Reply to  amanuensis

‘Yet she meets with people in the early stages of symptomatic disease, which is when transmission is most likely to occur.’

Do you know of any data or studies that show that sars-cov-2 can be transmitted from one person to another in real world settings (not computer model simulations)?

I still can’t find any credible data/studies that show that sars-cov-2 was isolated from actual human beings or that it was shown to pass from human to human via respiratory particles.

If such data exists I would like to read it.

Thanks in advance.

LMS2
3 years ago
Reply to  MrTea

I can attest to the transmission of covid from an infected person (my brother-in-law) to uninfected people (myself and my OH). It was within the space of about five minutes or so. There was no personal contact, eg, hugging, just close proximity in an enclosed space (hallway).
Omicron in very infectious, and only serious in people with underlying conditions, eg diabetes.

After covid, a week’s stay in hospital, weight loss (didn’t eat for about 15 days) a stricter diet plus correct medication, aforementioned diabetes is in remission/under control. That’s a big plus.

Alter Ego
Alter Ego
3 years ago
Reply to  amanuensis

Once upon a time (before 2020), if people had “a bit of a sniffle” they would warn others (without any melodrama) and decline invitations so that they wouldn’t “pass it on”.

It was considered good manners; and required no instructions from any governments.

RedhotScot
3 years ago
Reply to  Alter Ego

Voluntary, self isolation.

Humans have been doing it for centuries.

Hypatia
Hypatia
3 years ago
Reply to  Alter Ego

That’s right.

“Thanks for the invite, but I’ve got a streaming cold, I’d better not come along as I don’t want to give it to you”.

That was all that was necessary.

Annie
3 years ago
Reply to  amanuensis

Surely Turdgeon rams a diagnostic stick up her nose before she meets with anybody?

John Dee
3 years ago
Reply to  Annie

Difficult to insert test kit while wearing clan-tartan (McSturgeon?) mask.

John Dee
3 years ago
Reply to  amanuensis

Sounds more like a dose of Celtic flu.

Cecil B
Cecil B
3 years ago

Parliament could burn down any day, says Andrea Leadsom – BBC News

Rubbish, they said that about the Reichstag

John Dee
3 years ago
Reply to  Cecil B

It’d be a shame if the building were empty that day.

Fingal
Fingal
3 years ago

If I didn’t know better, I would be tempted to conclude that masks and vaccines don’t actually stop you getting Covid.

In fact they don’t claim to stop it, but to reduce it.


paulnb
paulnb
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

Yes, the only allow a certain number of covids through to prevent overcrowding the snot particles, as detailed by the CDC, NIH et al.

MrTea
MrTea
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

Yes we all remember Bojo, Hancock, Twatty and Vallance stating over and over that the vaccine won’t stop you catching the virus, spreading the virus or becoming ill with the virus.

We all remember the advertising ditty –

It’s next to uselss but get it regardless,
the adverse events are a bitch.
Don’t drive your car after the injection disaster
As you’ll probably crash in a ditch.

keithdud
keithdud
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

Reduce spread by how much? Not that much. 5% or 10% probably. Vaccination reduces your chance of needing hospital admission for COVID if you are elderly or otherwise vulnerable (for about 4 months) but doesn’t reduce all cause mortality by much at all. I’m sorry to say they are not that helpful for most people.

MrTea
MrTea
3 years ago
Reply to  keithdud

‘Vaccination reduces your chance of needing hospital admission for COVID if you are elderly or otherwise vulnerable’

Unless it kills you within the first two weeks, but don’t worry you’ll be classified as being unvaccinated in that likely event.

John Dee
3 years ago
Reply to  MrTea

You beat me to it.
The main benefit of the vaxxes seems to be that those recently jabbed and thinking they’re protected are likelier to put themselves in situations where they might be exposed, at the same time as their immune systems are temporarily suppressed.
If one wished to design a way of swiftly reducing world population, could covid vaxxes be bettered?

Vaxtastic
3 years ago
Reply to  John Dee

If one wished to design a way of swiftly reducing world population, could covid vaxxes be bettered?

Yes. Add it to the water supply. That’s why they are going ahead with flouridation despite resistance.

John Dee
3 years ago
Reply to  Vaxtastic

Yes, but that would be sneaky, whereas, this way, they’re all volunteers and so can’t complain.

Vaxtastic
3 years ago
Reply to  John Dee

Indeed.

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pjar
3 years ago
Reply to  John Dee

Given the rather modest numbers who have keeled over, then yes…

huxleypiggles
3 years ago
Reply to  John Dee

Well Billy is hoping his new moneypox “vaccines” will be more effective.

At reducing world population that is.

Milo
Milo
3 years ago
Reply to  huxleypiggles

Yep – see this article posted by Swedenborg in Today’s update in the basement :

https://palexander.substack.com/p/smallpox-vaccine-to-prevent-monkey?s=r

In a nutshell, add in monkey pox vaccine to those already harmed by all those covid jabs they have had and it will be a case of “kaboom”

First, COVID vaccinated persons have depressed subverted immune systems (documented) and thus are at risk for latent and existing pathogen, that would not have infected them prior. This includes monkeypox and now the reported cases of monkeypox. COVID vaccinated persons could be at dramatic risk to monkeypox.

Next, it is true that persons under 40 years old do not have the smallpox vaccine (a vaccine that has had a questionable history as to safety), yet the real issue is the catastrophic outcome should we vaccinate millions and millions with smallpox vaccine who have subverted immune systems now due the the sub-optimal non-sterilizing COVID vaccine. I warn, by taking people who have compromised immunity as are COVID vaccinated persons (e.g. increased risk of infection and are getting infected post vaccine), and as such immunocompromised, and you give them the smallpox vaccine for monkeypox (orthopoxvirus) prevention, you could create devastation.”

Beowulf
Beowulf
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

And your evidence in support of that claim is…?

RedhotScot
3 years ago
Reply to  Beowulf

Politicians.

They never lie.

Vaxtastic
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

In fact they don’t claim to stop it, but to reduce it.

This is true. Approximately 1-3% in optimum conditions, using an N95 mask. But only until it becomes saturated with water vapour at which point it drops to almost zero. Roughly 20 minutes.

All this assumes a tightly fitting mask which is uncomfortable to wear.

RedhotScot
3 years ago
Reply to  Vaxtastic

N95 masks filter the incoming air, but the exhaust isn’t filtered, so if you have covid they don’t stop you transmitting it.

pjar
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

So, in other words, it’s a treatment to ameliorate symptoms administered by injection and not a vaccine…

RedhotScot
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fingers fantasising again.

Safe and Effective, we were told.

Shortly thereafter known not to be effective and now being revealed as unsafe.

David Beaton
David Beaton
3 years ago
Reply to  RedhotScot

Unsafe = dangerous!

RedhotScot
3 years ago
Reply to  David Beaton

For all I give Fingers a hard time, I sincerely hope he and everyone else who got themselves jabbed up are OK and fears about long term effects are unfounded.

arthur.c
arthur.c
3 years ago
Reply to  RedhotScot

Hope is a beautiful thing!

PatrickF
PatrickF
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

Agree. It says so on the label: “This experimental gene therapy will ensure you get Covid -19 and other varients, but not seriously, until your next jab.”

arthur.c
arthur.c
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

Indeed. Some people also claim that if you drink salt water you won’t get cancer, or at least the chances of this happening are vastly reduced.

czerwonadupa
czerwonadupa
3 years ago
Reply to  Fingal

You obviosly haven’t been listening to the Leader of the free world who has been telling Americans if they get the jab they won’t get covid. It’s on the record.

7941MHKB
7941MHKB
3 years ago

What the devil is a “Mild” case?

She was always delighted to trample on the rights of anyone who was completely asymptomatic! And if it was someone who was young, fit, willing and able to carry on with their life and support their family, she liked that even better!

She should have a “mild” case of the punishment of Admiral Byng. “To encourage the others”!

Bobby Lobster
Bobby Lobster
3 years ago
Reply to  7941MHKB

A mild case, is a cold!

Hopeless - "TN,BN"
3 years ago

Scotland’s very own, nationally-produced version of Typhoid Mary.

I am deeply grateful that she has been hobnobbing with people I hold in very low esteem (zero, that is), especially HM Pelosi, the regnant Democrat. A Monkeypox on all their houses.

paulnb
paulnb
3 years ago

Sure it’s not the monkeypox?

Vaxtastic
3 years ago
Reply to  paulnb

No that seems to be spreading among gay men, not lesbians 😉

John Dee
3 years ago
Reply to  Vaxtastic

She(?) could be self-identifying differently since visiting the US of A?

Vaxtastic
3 years ago
Reply to  John Dee

Hard to say with the superinjunctions.

CGL
CGL
3 years ago
Reply to  paulnb

Or a new variant (already!!) – Krankee-pox?

MrTea
MrTea
3 years ago

Three pints of Pfizer’s finest booster should be injected directly into her heart in a bid to save her.
We all know how super deadly the covids is, nothing must be left undone in our efforts to save her.

tom171uk
3 years ago
Reply to  MrTea

I wouldn’t give her the kiss of life!

huxleypiggles
3 years ago
Reply to  tom171uk

What about the kiss of death?

Lucan Grey
3 years ago

The problem was that she didn’t believe hard enough.

cloud6
3 years ago

Oh, the irony…

I have the cure, 3 cans of the monks’ Buckfast Tonic Wine, Devon’s finest wine…

Cecil B
Cecil B
3 years ago

People in the pub wept uncontrollably on hearing the news that Doncaster was to become a city

Although we are more than 300 hundred miles distant from the Big D we have campaigned tirelessly for this great honour to be bestowed

The DAG (Doncaster Action Group) met secretly every Monday night during the mass detentions in a bunker under the cricket pavilion in order to get this over the finishing line

Fantastic that the aged German race horse owning multi billionaire was able to bestow this zero cost to her title

Rumour has it that that the honour could only be pushed through as her eldest son was out of the country visiting his boyfriend

As the inmates of the pub emoted the words of the great philosopher bard came to mind ‘You cannot polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter’

I’m going to have my teeth pulled out in celebration

Old Maid
3 years ago
Reply to  Cecil B

I’d love a snifter of whatever it is you’re on.

emel
emel
3 years ago

Surely she has the Scovid variant?

RTSC
RTSC
3 years ago

She must be on a one-woman mission to prove the masks and jabs don’t work.

Milo
Milo
3 years ago
Reply to  RTSC

She probably got it from wearing her mask.

someone on here linked to a study yesterday which proves that is a thing.

Cecil B
Cecil B
3 years ago

Not any old Monkey Pox but deep fat fried Monkey Pox

John Dee
3 years ago
Reply to  Cecil B

She may be one of the few whose aspect would be improved by a judicious sprinkling of pustules.

Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt
3 years ago

If people had been jabbed against measles,rubella etc. but kept getting infected would they question if the vaccine worked ? I think they would. They wouldn’t be saying ” It would have been worse without the vaccine ‘

The old bat
3 years ago
Reply to  Mike Hunt

Or even tetanus, which is really nasty. Just think how dangerous it would be if that had the same sort of ‘efficacy’ as the covid ‘vaccine’. “Oh, you’ll just get a bit of a lock jaw effect if you get infected, but hopefully it will wear off in time, possibly”.

Smelly Melly
3 years ago

Here I am never been jabbed, never masked, never used hand gunk, never anti socially distanced, never tested and never had Covid. But what do I know I’m a Covid Idiot (and I’ve also been called a flat earther).

sam s.j.
sam s.j.
3 years ago
Reply to  Smelly Melly

same here, i did wear a mesh one a few short times wish i hadn’t but , the rest all the same

Annie
3 years ago

I’m sure we all wish Turdgeon the speediest possible transition to a more suitable state.

Gregoryno6
3 years ago

Covid to Nicola:

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John Dee
3 years ago

Proof, if any were needed, that viruses are not only indiscriminate but also blind.

Free Lemming
3 years ago

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misslawbore
misslawbore
3 years ago
Reply to  Free Lemming

I remember someone on here called that “an unfalsifiable hypothesis” :0)

TheBasicMind
3 years ago

Odd how while it meant she could increase her control over the population Covid was an awful frightening killer disease, but now she’s got it it’s less than a sniffle and no cause for concern whatsoever.

caipirinha17
caipirinha17
3 years ago

Wonder if there’s something happening in the next 7-10 days that she doesn’t want to be in the office for…