Putting Tights Over a Face Mask Makes it Work Better, Study Finds
Putting tights over a face mask improves its fit and filtration properties, a study from Cambridge University into ‘hacks’ for improving the effectiveness of face masks has found. Something to include in the next mandate, then. The Mail has the story.
As part of a new study, Cambridge University experts reviewed a variety of DIY hacks people have used to make masks fit better, including using rubber bands or tape.
Curiously, they found the most effective tactic was to wrap pantyhose around the bottom half of the face – on top of a mask.
This, the scientists said, could reduce the amount of viral particles by up to seven times more than a loose mask on its own, by sealing the gaps around the nose and mouth.
But recognising the social and physical implications of wearing tights on your face in public, they noted it was “unlikely to be tolerated for extended periods of time”.
The jury is still out on how effective mask-wearing is at reducing Covid infections at a population level, with conflicting results from both sides. Most scientists agree that they at least make a small contribution.
Tight-fitting medical grade masks, such as KN95s, are exceptional at blocking out the virus but they are often described as uncomfortable and are harder to acquire.
The most common surgical or cloth masks are far less resistant.
The researchers measured how well the masks fit by monitoring the filtration efficiency and calculating a ‘fit factor’ score. Surgical masks performed better if worn in combination with tights (pantyhose) (7.2) or if the gaps were sealed using cloth tape (4.8). However, comfort was, not surprisingly, an issue.
The researchers noted many of the hacks, including the most effective ones, were uncomfortable.
Rubber banks put pressure on the ears and face and reduced blood circulation to the ears for some people.
Meanwhile, pantyhose gave volunteers “high levels of discomfort”, caused problems speaking and sometimes covered the participants’ eyes during the exercises.
And while fabric tape was comfortable to wear, it was uncomfortable to remove and the researchers noted sweat or movement over time could dislodge the tape.


Worth reading in full, for a laugh.
Stop Press: Geoff Shullenberger in UnHerd has an excellent piece entitled “Were masks a waste of time?” looking at the evidence and asking why the ‘experts’ abandoned the established scientific view on masks – “there was no evidence that face masks are effective in reducing transmission of laboratory-confirmed influenza,” wrote the WHO in 2019 – and sacrificed their own credibility in the process.
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Is it April the first?
Every day.
You’re nicked
Turn it in, George.
That was my very first thought.
Actually, and I know my post risks being thrown off the board by the mods for breaching the old profanity rules, my first thought was FFS.
Just what I thought when I saw the headline. Maybe the Daily Fail thought they could get away with it in advance!
I cannot see much to laugh at tbh
Bitter, contemptuous laughter seems appropriate, at least.
Really? It made me rotfl.
I can’t wait to see the first tighted and knickered zombie.
I know, right. Pantyhose! If I see one, I might actually wet myself.
will actually be a good way to spot DM readers….
I laughed too. Can’t wait to see that! It’ll be something else to tick off on my Covi Bingo card!
Tired old Cambridge still going downhill.
Can’t even put a name to their copycat research.
When investigatìgating after the Brinks Matt Caper it was fould that wearing your Nans oldest pantyhose there was no need for a mask at all.
Cr. Nathan Watson.SZYUCc.
University of Walton on the Naze
Wayward Studies.
Extract 2004
I’ve discovered that a plastic bag over the head with a zip tie at the neck works well – for about a minute anyway. First I feel safe, then I feel nothing!
In the legal profession they have a saying for it… would be described as “going equipped”
Leave it art Arffer.
‘Most scientists agree that they at least make a small contribution.’
Poppycock!
And if they want a better seal, clingfilm should do the job!
I hate “most scientist” angle for all of this garbage. Doesn’t say what they’re specialising in. Technically, I’m a scientist and I fall while walking up stairs sometimes, so I don’t have much trust in other scientists…
Then again…suggesting to wear a pair of tights on your face sort of proves my point.
In the spirit of this “research” I’d like to suggest you superglue yourself to the stairs to prevent falling down them
I just managed to climb the stairs wearing my wife’s knickers. Ergo, it is 7 times safer to wear knickers while climbing stairs, most scientists agree.
No need for superglue, that would be silly…….;)
As used by Insulate Britian to stop themselves falling off the planet
Supergluing the nostrils and mouth, I hear, improves filtration by 100%*.
*don’t try this at home kids. Requires adult supervision.
They certainly should try that at home.
Is there an adult in the room? They are hard to find these days.
“Worth reading in full, for a laugh.”
We laugh because we must not cry, that is all.
The REALLY sad thing is that there are those in officialdom where I live who will not only give this kind of thing credence, but will probably commission billboards and TV adverts telling people to do it “to keep everybody safe” because tights prevent the transmission of the deadly virus.
[citation needed]
Most Scientists who have read the Danish study won’t think so.
Those Most Scientists who have read the Bangladesh study might – might – opine that an unlimited number of free medical-grade (not medical-looking) disposable muzzles may reduce infections by an amount at the absolute lowest limit of statistical significant. Cloth (and novelty-purposes-only disposables) have no benefit.
I mean, that’s if Most Scientists still have the remotest interest in following the actual science.
Who authorises known and obvious fibs like the masks have some effect.
Au contraire:
“even properly fitted N95 masks will be <50% filtration of particles 1um in size (10X bigger than COVID) and for cloth masks 9.8% and surgical masks 12.4%. This is the most optimistic case. This is useless to protect against COVID because of what you are typically exposed to which is measured in orders of magnitude. What this means is that with any of these interventions, you’ll be exposed to slightly less viral load which means slightly slower onset of disease (delays maybe in hour best case (assuming a 10 hour doubling time). This is why all the clinical studies show 0 difference in the number of people infected. The only real solution is engineering controls, something the CDC never talks about.”
https://stevekirsch.substack.com/p/everything-you-need-to-know-about
And I believe that the N95 mask has to be worn and then cleaned and once taken off refitted to seal properly so no wearing it round your chin
When this all began I used to remark that this was the technocracy’s way of making free born men wear sanitary towels over our face orifices – in a Freudian symbolic sense turning our face-holes into manginas. I was castigated as a reactionary.
Are the gloves completely off and their intentions laid bare? They’re literally trying to get it as close to a visual representation of the holiest of holies as is physically possible.
What’s next? Tampons up your nose?
Don’t even joke about the tampons!!
I think probably a full Burka would do the trick
Will the mods be coming for me with this post?
Only an N100 burka, the N95 is too porous.
Please don’t give people any more silly ideas – I saw someone today who was not only wearing three masks but a visor too … I just shook my head in complete disbelief – I used to feel sorry for them but now I can’t stand the sight of them.
Saw a geezer wearin a gas mask in the shopping mall
That geezer could have been me taking pi$$.
If you were in Dartford Lidl about 2 years ago, you would have enjoyed me laughing at you then……
It was probably Peter Hitchens.
My thought exactly!
Yes the time for pity has long passed for me. I just treat them with contempt now and hold them directly culpable for the misery inflicted on us these past two years.
I second this motion 😎
I was recently in Turkey, and saw several people riding scooters and motorbikes with no helmets…but wearing masks.
P.S. I travelled through three busy airports with no mask, both ways, spent eight hours in total on four different planes, two busy coaches, while wearing a mask for about 20 minutes in total, mixed, unmasked, with numerous people, closely, at a busy market, several busy restaurants, cafes, shops and bars, and had a negative c***d test before I left, then took another out of curiosity when I got home, also negative, before doing my “passenger location form” test. Unjabbed as well. So much for a highly infectious airborne virus.
The only places that seem to care about masks in Turkey are the big name shops, so if you’re planning on going, stick to the small family markets.
Useful insights, thanks. My sister and Turkish BIL live near Bodrum but not sure I always get an accurate view from them.
Wouldn’t go if you paid me.
Fair point.
Personally I believe they can do and wear whatever they want and however they want. But let me not wear a bloody mask!
Its the ones wearing the visors outside that crease me up – they might just about stop someone spitting in your face but that would be about all.
Science is now no more valid than magic – P. Feyerabend.
The no-mask mask is safe and effective at gradually acclimatising its wearer to covid… or you could place a fried egg on your forehead.
I guess most wearers see them as talismans which have seen them safely thru these Difficult Thymes. Despite getting covid three times having been jabbed multiply. 😭😭😭
But think how much worse it would’ve been without the masks to protect you.
I don’t like fried eggs, can you suggest an alternative?
Try boiled, Cadbury’s Creme, or Benedict…
With the rocketing cost of living, this looks like a new and improved bank-robbing disguise.
A pity all the bank branches hereabouts have closed.
They’ll also be closing the ATMs when the long foretold cyber attack eventually arrives, as it will.
Before or after being laundered….
Read the comments in the DM. The jokers are having a field day.
Take plastic shopping bag bag and place over your head. Pull tightly. Duct tape securely to neck. Guarantee you won’t die from covid.
(sorry for repeat if you read the general comments)
I know why the cloth tape works – the virus sticks to it.
So, that’s how you wear tights! I never knew.
Why didn’t they test opaque tights? It’s winter. Sloppy work scientists 🧐
The slow creep on the recommendations how you know this is theater. As soon as it was known that transmission was via aerosol, the only mask that made any sense is a a half face rubber mask with P100 filters. If they had made that recommendation in the summer of 2020, perhaps the people who are actually at risk might have been able to protect themselves when they went into public.
Wouldn’t work. Viral particles can get in the eyes.
You need a proper biolab suit. Or a divers helmet….
Do the tights have to be worn first?
Fresh out the packet we must assume. Although looking at the pictures it seems they tested different colours. I wonder if the white worked better or worse than the black.
Careful now…….
bit of a risk that you might get an awful outbreak of veruccas on your forehead if you do
Aiming, once again, to piss off a few ….
When I go into a store, I take a rolled-up mask with me, in my shirt pocket. I’ve found myself in situations where someone would begin coughing, even aisles away, and I’d want whatever protection I could get while getting th’ hell out of there.
I imagine I’m going to get down-dinged for being old and stupid and cowardly.
Please, feel free.
I’ll bite.
Why take the chance at all? If you genuinely fear contamination in that environment it would make more sense to always be masked.
Why, exactly, do you say that I “fear” contamination?
That seems like a knee-jerk assumption on your part.
Rational caution does not equate to fear.
About 15% of those around me are grossly overweight. Vitamin D deficiency is extremely common in the US population.
In what way is slapping a bit of cloth that doesn’t block airflow over your face “rational caution”?
I could explain that technically, with diagrams, but first I’d like to ask … “do you give a damn?”
I think not.
I’m only interested in rationality. You are obviously fixated upon what amounts to ideology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLvDkYr3GaY
I know. My cardiologist has had me on 50,000 units/week for more than a decade. I haven’t had even a common cold. No respiratory or nasal problems at all.
I suspect that over the past 2 years, I’ve “had” the virus but my immune system has stomped it.
Still, only an immature jackass will run up to someone who’s coughing and inhale deeply, right in front of that person’s face.
You said “aisles away”. And what about all the other vitamins – have you been having 50,000 units of all of those every week for more than a decade? A, B2, B6, B12, C, E…. and what about all the other chemical elements that are good for us? Zinc, iron, calcium, sulphur, phosphorus, iodine, fluorine, lithium — must take a while counting it all up.
I’ve been on a solid regime of multi-vitamins for decades. The 50K of D is my cardiologist going a bit overboard (in addition to the others.)
That’s not a normal outlook, and you haven’t answered the question. Me? I just eat properly, and once in a while pop in a ‘vitamin tablet’ just in case it ‘might help’.
Very clever US chap sums it up here:
“even properly fitted N95 masks will be <50% filtration of particles 1um in size (10X bigger than COVID) and for cloth masks 9.8% and surgical masks 12.4%. This is the most optimistic case. This is useless to protect against COVID because of what you are typically exposed to which is measured in orders of magnitude. What this means is that with any of these interventions, you’ll be exposed to slightly less viral load which means slightly slower onset of disease (delays maybe in hour best case (assuming a 10 hour doubling time). This is why all the clinical studies show 0 difference in the number of people infected. The only real solution is engineering controls, something the CDC never talks about.”
https://stevekirsch.substack.com/p/everything-you-need-to-know-about
You go into a shop not knowing if someone has been coughing their lungs out 5 minutes before you do so – so any kind of virus can be floating around. People don’t even need to cough – just breathing will spread viruses.
So first you take a huge risk – and then whip out your mask only when you actually hear someone coughing. And you call this rational?
Why would vitamin D deficiency be common in the USA? Does the sun not shine there? What a peculiar thing to say.
Yes, the virus might be coughed out before I enter, but it’s been known for some 20 months that this virus’ lifespan outside the body is shorter than that of other viruses.
Yes, ordinary breathing can exhale it, but a single cough will export orders of magnitude more.
The D deficiency is VERY real here! It and gross obesity probably lie at the root of why we do have “from-COVID” deaths among youngish people.
(We began seeing gross obesity as a problem a decade ago. Do your shopping in any supermarket and before you were done, you’d encounter a whale pushing a cart. Today, it’s killing people.)
🤡
Can you smell perfume/cigarette smoke through your emergency mask? If so, you can also smell the virus.
Or fish, if it’s tights.
Make sure you wear some protective eyewear as your eyes are very adept at absorbing viruses.
the eyewear would have to be worn under the tights, as otherwise you couldn’t get the legs of the glasses to fit behind your ears.
I think you have a mental illness . You really should get some help.
That’s cute! I’ve never gotten that one before.
That was interesting. You quite openly told everyone you were trolling them and they still almost all fell for it. Wow. Chapeau!
Thank you, ma’am.
I’m a veteran of the old Little Green Footballs, and came on the Web 12 years before. Maybe it’s a bit unfair to pick on them like that.
Will you still be wearing a face mask in your coffin?
I don’t ordinarily wear one, even in stores in a nearby city where the governmental wallahs still have rules it. I tend to get one out of the car’s glovebox when I go shopping over there, but I just put it in my pocket.
This filtration efficiency (as measured in a completely artifical setting) is nothing but another bullshit proxy measure, ie, one that’s related to what would need to be measured – prevention of infection in real-world settings – in a completely unknown way. Eg, as the exact mechanics of infection are unknown, it’s also unknown how many viral particles are needed for an infection. Hence, it’s impossible to assess if the filtration efficiency of anything is at least theoretically sufficient.
Chinese propaganda marker: KN95 is a Chinese mock of the US N95 standard. Usage of masks marked KN95 is explicitly prohibited in clinical settings in Europe as they’re reportedly often of dubious quality, ie, the (Chinese) manufacturers just print KN95 on the boxes because it helps sales. A story which doesn’t mention that these are neither N95 (USA) nor FFP2 (EU) masks is highly suspicious.
Brilliant one. Thanks for cheering up my Monday! Seriously though, masks seem to be making a comeback in the MSM. All day BJ and Rishi have been photographed wearing them they must have got a telling off from Herr Schwab.
Funny you should say that, I was away from my home town/village at the weekend and I returned today. Upon a brief visit to the High Street, I was aware there were a lot more masks on show than in last couple of weeks.
I did wonder if our glorious leaders had made some kind of madcap, pathetic, drivel ridden announcement at the weekend that I’d missed.
Amongst all the crap that has been on show during this fiasco (and there are many), the mask sits proudly on top of the entire steaming dungheap.
It’s not necessarily the most evil, it’s just the one that baffles me the most about the levels of compliance.
With or without a suspender belt, and do they recommend a specific denier.
A Covid-denier
Boom Boom, we have a winner
(still chortling)
you win an order of the garter.
One of my Tweets which got me banned from that objectionable platform was my suggestion that the only way for people to be absolutely sure they were protecting other people from their breath was to wear a plastic bag on their heads.
Fast forward 18 months, and here we are, the experts are getting closer and closer to my suggestion!
I hope you meant a recycled poly bag you inhuman uncaring climate denier 🧐
No, my recommendation was a Bag For Life
because this site is pro-marriage?
Well, dunno about DS, but Twitter said I was inciting violence and self harm. To which, in my attempted defence, I said that on that matter they should look no further than HM Government.
Is that because if you use it, then the exchange implied in the name would be complete?
you were way ahead of the curve obvs
You can also put a condom over your head (you will find examples on YouTube). 100% protection.
I’d say it depends on which lovely lady is providing me with her tights. 🤣
Jacinda
🤮 OK, I quit
Diane Abbott after she’s had them on backwards
I think we all know what is going on here. Over the last two years Big Pharma have made a killing. Big Hosiery on the other hand have been hammered since the ladies are at home in their jimjams and leggings, not in the office going through several pairs of sheer tights each week. At least Big Hosiery aren’t campaigning to inject kids with drugs 🤠
It’s the obesity crisis, these days all hosiery is big hosiery
Touche 😉
Give it six months and they’ll discover that the addition of holding a clementine in your mouth, while masked and with tights, reduces viral emission by another 50%.
Six months after that they’ll discover that additionally stuffing a pair of tampons up your nostrils blocks viral emission completely.
You should work for SAGE.
He does…
You saw the video’s of the MP’s “private meeting” too?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan
It seems hosiery isnt all bad!
Sign outside supermarket: “Face coverings must be worn, as well as tights, standard pirate-issue eye patches and a string of garlic cloves around the neck, unless exempt”.
With draconian gun laws in the UK, we are deprived of silver bullets.
Any studies of covid spread among bank robbers?
The funniest part is that your taxpayer money has already paid for this research.
“This, the scientists said, could reduce the amount of viral particles by up to seven times more than a loose mask on its own, by sealing the gaps around the nose and mouth.”
7 times 0 is still 0.
Roll up! Roll up!