Mick Jagger Comes Out as a Lockdown Sceptic

A number of famous musicians have nailed their colours to the good ship lockdown sceptics in the past 12 months, including Van Morrison and Eric Clapton, but none quite as illustrious as the latest addition to our ranks: Sir Mick Jagger. The Rolling Stones frontman has released a song today called “Eazy Sleazy“, a collaboration with David Grohl of the Foo Fighters. “It’s a song that I wrote about coming out of lockdown, with some much needed optimism,” says Jagger.

If you watch this YouTube version of the song, complete with the lyrics, you’ll find a number of anti-lockdown messages:

We took it on the chin
The numbers were so grim
Bossed around by pricks
Stiffen upper lips
Yeah

Pacing in the yard
You’re trying to take the Mick
You must think I’m really thick
Looking at the graphs
With a magnifying glass
Cancel all the tours
Football’s fake applause
Yeah

No more travel brochures
Virtual premiers
I’ve got nothing left to wear

Looking out from these prison walls
You got to rob Peter if you’re paying Paul
But it’s easy, easy
Everything’s going to get really freaky
Alright, on the night

Soon it’ll be a memory you’re trying to remember to forget…

That’s a pretty mask
But never take a chance
Tik Tok stupid dance
Took a Samba class
Yeah

I landed on my ass
Trying to write a tune
You better hook me up to Zoom
See my poncey books
Teach myself to cook
Way too much TV
It’s lobotomising me
Yeah

Think I’ve put on weight
I’ll have another drink
Then I’ll clean the kitchen sink

We’ll escape from these prison walls
Open the windows and open the doors
But it’s easy, easy
Everything’s going to get really freaky
Alright, on the night
It’s gonna be a garden of earthly delights
Yeah it’s easy, sleazy
Everything’s smooth and greasy
Yeah

Easy, believe me
It’ll only be a memory you’re trying to remember to forget

However, lest you think Jagger has become a full-blown conspiracy theorist, there’s a swipe at some of the crazier fringes of lockdown scepticism in the final verse:

Shooting the vaccine
Bill Gates is in my blood stream
It’s mind control
The earth is flat and cold
It’s never warming up
The Arctic’s turned to slush
The second’s coming late
And there’s aliens in the deep state

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awildgoose
5 years ago

I always knew the Stones were superior to the Beatles.

iane
iane
5 years ago
Reply to  awildgoose

That is known as damning with (very) faint praise!

Carrie Symonds
5 years ago

Spot on Mick.

The only deadly variant is next one out of Downing Street.

fon
fon
5 years ago

It’s great.

Monro
5 years ago

Legend.

Annie
5 years ago

Mick Jagger just rocketed in my esteem so fast, Warp 10 isn’t in it.

Carrie Symonds
5 years ago
Reply to  Annie

I’m strutting around my kitchen in loon pants now. Yeah yeah.

BJs Brain is Missing
5 years ago

Good lad!

Freecumbria
5 years ago

I can’t get no vaccination

Colinou
Colinou
5 years ago

Good fun but the lyrics are typically ambiguous. Indeed, the BBC has already given this song a positive review. Jagger has always known how to appear radical without actually committing himself to anything. That way he sells more records.

Noumenon
5 years ago
Reply to  Colinou

My thoughts exactly. I fail to see how this can’t just be interpreted as chronicling the “effects of the virus” and general stupidity. Hardly coming out as a sceptic.

The journalism on here is going down the pan.

ConstantBees
ConstantBees
5 years ago
Reply to  Noumenon

Have to agree. I thought, great, Jagger’s a sceptic, too. Then I listened to the song. Not convinced in the slightest.

Carrie Symonds
5 years ago
Reply to  Colinou

Yeah but he’s trying
Don’t knock the lad (grandad).

lanarkdavy
lanarkdavy
5 years ago

The original rebels finally speaking out. We need a modern day protest movement with millions out on the streets showing their defiance.

olaffreya
olaffreya
5 years ago

Rocking 80 year old putting younger generation to shame. How refreshing it would be to see this generation emulating him and show some anger and revolt through song.

manav95
manav95
5 years ago
Reply to  olaffreya

with pleasure my friend!

Ross Hendry
5 years ago

I’m not sure the support of these degenerate cretins is needed. We need more like Fuellmich,Yeadon,Cahill and Sucharit Bhakdi.

WorriedCitizen
5 years ago
Reply to  Ross Hendry

Remember Dylan?

We need protest songs to connect with people, something I was only thinking yesterday; shame it’s an old fart from yesterday that’s first to step up to the plate.
If this was the late 1970s the “Yuf” would be in uprising!

Still, a good effort backed up by Dave Grohl no less (guitar & drums).

Oh the power of rock ‘n’ roll.

Kymtr17
Kymtr17
5 years ago
Reply to  WorriedCitizen

We need another Them Crooked Vultures album, certainly …

Woden
Woden
5 years ago
Reply to  WorriedCitizen

It’s not bad, but distinctly old skool rawk…

silverbirch
silverbirch
5 years ago
Reply to  Ross Hendry

Can they sing?

WeAllFallDown
WeAllFallDown
5 years ago
Reply to  Ross Hendry

Hear hear!

Woden
Woden
5 years ago
Reply to  Ross Hendry

Yeah, but it’s nice to have some tunes as well..

A Heretic
A Heretic
5 years ago

Would have been a little more credible and useful if he’d done it a year ago.

Think Harder
Think Harder
5 years ago
Reply to  A Heretic

I’m not sure Bill Gates and Mind Control are fake! Certainly, the fear being propogated, the social conditioning all look like mind control to me. The fact Bill Gates is the major funding source for the WHO and large contributions to BBC health dept and Imperial College. Many, many other pharmas and media – all smells bad to me.

TheFascistCoronaFraud
TheFascistCoronaFraud
5 years ago

Gillian McKeith has a great twitter page to show to reality deniers lol

https://twitter.com/GillianMcKeith

WeAllFallDown
WeAllFallDown
5 years ago

Well that was a bit of a mind-bender.

xen
xen
5 years ago

Oh dear oh dear… you guys managed to totally miss the target on this one. Mick is saying exactly the opposite of what you think he’s saying. In fact, he’s taking the piss out of you all!
And if you lack the ability to detect the sarcasm in his new song, just go a read the Rolling Stone magazine interview with him where he spells out the meaning of it for you. He is NOT on your side!

J4mes
5 years ago
Reply to  xen

Good to see someone else noticed this. I wonder how many people read that last section of the article (picked apart in my comment below). It becomes more obvious by the day that the authors of this website are controlled opposition.

xen
xen
5 years ago

Oh dear oh dear… you guys managed to totally miss the target on this one. Mick is saying exactly the opposite of what you think he’s saying. In fact, he’s taking the pi$$ out of you all!
And if you lack the ability to detect the sarcasm in his new song, just go a read the Rolling Stone magazine interview with him where he spells out the meaning of it for you. He is NOT on your side!

Mike Durrans
Mike Durrans
5 years ago

Jagger for PM!

Anonymous
Anonymous
5 years ago

Fully vaccinated Sir Mick Jagger considers anyone questioning the vaccination program here as an anti-vaxxer. For those waiting to see the longer term effects or what happens when the trials end in 2023 no discernment just straight into the anti-vax camp.

Bad enough that we fawn over celebrities even worse when they are openly ill-disposed to our views.

J4mes
5 years ago

However, lest you think Jagger has become a full-blown conspiracy theorist, there’s a swipe at some of the crazier fringes of lockdown scepticism in the final verse: Toby Young Here we go again with the whole ‘conspiracy theorist’ malarkey. Let’s have a look at the lyrics in that last verse: Shooting the vaccine Bill Gates is in my blood stream  Is Jagger (and Toby) denying Bill Gates has involvement in this sordid affair? It’s mind control Yes, yes it is. And no, I’m not talking about the unknown substance being pumped into people’s veins. I’m talking about the universal message reading out from every orifice of public life that there is a deadly virus and we all need to behave like we have it. Are you now denying this has been happening Toby? I’m sure Jagger is doing his bit right here with these lyrics… The earth is flat and cold It’s never warming up The Arctic’s turned to slush The second’s coming late And there’s aliens in the deep state  Congratulations, Mick, you did a fine job conflating real, seriously important issues with turgid shit. Toby is applauding your efforts. I’ll now go and sit in the… Read more »

Woden
Woden
5 years ago
Reply to  J4mes

Who gives a fuck what he, Doily Parton Elton John, McCartney think about sweet F. A. Oh, and that erbert from… Showadywaddy, it’s great to get inspiration from geriatric teddyboys.

CovidiousAlbion
5 years ago
Reply to  J4mes

Miles Mathis put Jagger down as another deep state asset, a while ago. His ideas usually seem too far out, when I read them, but then I later see some corroborating evidence.

Michael Caine’s been the one to upset me most, so far, in the propaganda campaign.

PoshPanic
5 years ago

This is an ad campaign for the upcoming, Gates funded “VaxLive”.

https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/media/vaxlive/

B.F.Finlayson
5 years ago
Reply to  PoshPanic

HOSTED BYSELENA GOMEZPERFORMANCES BYJENNIFER LOPEZ EDDIE VEDDER · FOO FIGHTERS J BALVIN · H.E.R.
The list of VaxLive performers advocating global Jab-er-Woke probably meant nothing to most LDS readers. But if they read ATL here they should know ex-Nirvana tub thumper Dave “Eazy Sleazy” Grohl is the Foo Fighters front man & guitarist. Now, square the circle…..

‘With the lights out, it’s less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino

A mosquito, my libido’

JohnnyDollar
JohnnyDollar
5 years ago

Good on Him…..BRILLIANT